This is sad. We need a joke to lighten things up. A joke...about a moth.

[GreggaroIvinalititavitc]

So a moth goes into a podiatrists office.



"Come in," says the podiatrist, "What's the problem?"



The moth drops down into the nearest chair and says "What's the problem? I don't even know where to start. First of all, my boss is a vicious tyrant who gets off on the petty torments he puts me through day in and day out, and I'm too spineless to stand up to him, so I just take it and I've gradually come to hate myself for it. Also, every morning I wake up to the same prune-face old crone to whom I pledged my vows so many years ago. I used to love her, but that love has become like some sun-festering beached whale trying to die. We lost our daughter last year to one of the bitterest, coldest winters we've ever had to face in this region. Isn't it funny, doc, how all the prayer circles and charity drives in the world amount to pretty much nothing in the face of that cold, impartial face of winter, that bleak, pounding, harsh fist of a callous environment, carrying on with its machinations without regard to our lives, loves, hopes and dreams? Isn't that hysterical, Doc? Oh and then there's my son. Doc, I don't love him anymore. I don't know what it is but I look in his eyes and I see that same harried look of gutless cowardice that I see when I stare at my own face in the mirror. If I wasn't such a coward, Doc, I know I'd be able to scrape together enough pride to grab that cocked and loaded shotgun I keep by the bedside table, and just run amok and put an end to this grim facade once and for all. I start with the wife, then the boy of course before putting the barrell in my own mouth. Believe you me, Doc, I'd be doing the world a favor. I have nothing to look forward to but a continuation of this spiraling black hole that is my life, this existential cesspool that is the perpetuation of my lingering skid-mark on society. I despise people yet I crave their approval. I'm judgemental yet I care about nothing. I'm bitter, hateful and afraid. I'm alive yet I feel like the walking dead. This is it, Doc: I am a living, breathing, disease."



The doctor stares at him for a while then finally says "Jeez, Moth, you definitely have some problems. But I'm a podiatrist. You need a psychiatrist. Why'd you come in here?"



The moth says,"Your light was on."

 

[stevestevens]

it takes balls to make a first post like that.

[jshep]

Welp, this entire board has peaked.

 

Shut it down, Chuck.

[OregonLAA]

Top 10 first post award. Mainly for randomness

[Sciosciapath]

[fan_since79]

Welp, this entire board has peaked.

 

Shut it down, Chuck.

 

Two-week time out for the forum?

[OregonLAA]

Can someone pronounce that name for me

[fan_since79]

It sounds Russian.

[Sciosciapath]

Can someone pronounce that name for me

#1 GreggaroIvinalititavitc

 

Gregg-a-rol-vina-litta-vitch

[Guest]

Here's a joke:

 

Tommy Hanson.

[fan_since79]

Manager walks up to a buffet table...

[m0nkey]

If this isn't a hall of fame thread, I don't know what is

[Amazing Larry]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

F*ck this team.

[Halos of Anaheim]

tl;dr

[Taylor]

That moth is very well-spoken.

[Eric]

 

[Homebrewer]

Wait a minute..

Was this a European moth, or a swallow-tailed African moth?

[Jason]

Something to watch when the Angel game gets out of hand.

[tomsred]

Hey, Greggarolxxxxxxxxxx:

 

Why was the moth so unpopular?  .....He kept picking holes in everything.

 

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet? .....He wanted to see the floor show.

 

What do moths learn at school? .....Mothmatics.

 

................................carry on!

[tomsred]

it takes balls to make a first post like that.

No, it takes naivete.  (naivete, per Webster, a noun; lack of experience, wisdom or judgement).

[LAAFANofLA]

No, it takes naivete.  (naivete, per Webster, a noun; lack of experience, wisdom or judgement).

be nice, or im going to tell your MOTHer.

[GreggaroIvinalititavitc]

**** Martinez.

[Sully151]

At least the moth wasn't an Angel fan. So that is something to be happy about.

[AngelArcher]

Olive garden table for one.

[gotbeer]

Josh "Mothman" Hamilton