Ah yes, the mistakenly confused for witty "boss" remark that I *shockingly* hear from the bowling alley attendant handing me my shoes, or the Chipotle worker putting together my steak burrito. Way to voluntarily downgrade yourself into the lower echelon of society. Personally I'm not surprised, but I'm glad you're willing to put it all out there for everyone else to see.
Surely you know more about a companies internet policies than its own employees and management.
Please, tell us more about other peoples jobs and how you know all their rules.