When I get a hankering for a wiener, I damn well better get one and get one quick. I like downing them with ice cold Coors Light in my Halo coozi. When I'm out in the sun by the pool, soaking up some quality So-Cal Vitamin D, there's nothing better!
And the way you keep bringing it up you're starting to sound pretty Jello--er, I mean, envious of my lifestyle.
No worries, you're not the only one.