CaliAngel

I don't know if it's just cause it's early in the season, or the A's are in town, but I'm hearing some dude yelling pretty loud through the feed about something. Usually that's when we're at the Colesium.

Hey man, you don't spend $20 Million a year for nothing.

Dude this relievers set up is absurd. Pitch the fucking ball already.

And this team has been great at them for the past decade.

Walk the first batter, a Joyce home run. Game over. Calling it.

We have a forest green Jaguar XK8 convertable that my grandpa bought brand new, in the family now as well. Which may not be worth much, but damn we all love that car. I also bought a 2002 Jaguar X-Type for $1000 from my dads friend, and although it was mostly a disguised Ford, I loved that car. For those reasons, I have a love of Jags, even though some of them (especially the XK) are downright ugly as hell (I hate those tail lights).

Some years back I was driving my 1970 Mercury Cougar XR7 and I pulled up to a stoplight. A dude rolled down his window and yelled to me "I'll give you $15,000 for that car, right now." Of course I said no, because the car was my dads before I was even born, and we restored it together, but that's not the point. My car wasn't for sale either, but some dude still made an offer. If it hadn't been in the family for so many years, I probably would have done it, because it definitely wasn't worth that much. But if he offered me $20,000? Can't say I wouldn't have considered it.

I'll give you a quatta.

^Yes. Yes I would. I like her fingernails, and no tats turns me on. Woah. Jeter's definitely overrated in the scope of accolades, but when you start bringing up "wants to stay on the stage" I think you're exaggerating a bit. The dude was in the spotlight for almost 3 decades on the hugest team in major league baseball and has done remarkably well at keeping his personal record clean and without scandal while banging a crap load of babes and leaving them with gift baskets. He's also avoided the stupid tabloids, all while living in New York, and I don't think he gives a crap about being on your hypothetical "stage," he simply still wants to be a part of baseball. Even if he wants to stay on the stage, he's the last guy that actually acts like it. I can't think of a bigger guy in the game who has been quieter or more humble about his reputation or career, sans Trout. And I hated Jeter throughout most of his career because they won, but you know what? I really can't figure out what anyone hates about him anymore. What I don't understand is why the HELL they'd wanna buy the Marlins for that much when they have Trout here in Cali with Pooholes gone in 3 years, with a growing market, and potential to rebuild a dynasty in glorious Orange County, Cali. Perhaps Arte doesn't care about winning, and if the Marlins sell for that much, I can't imagine what the Angels would sell for.

I don't know what the hell Pujols' approach was up there but whatever he did in that bat definitely wasn't the right way to go about it. Does the guy not realize waiting for his pitch and putting it in a place they ain't in that situation is probably the only thing he should be looking to do? Dude needs his approach re-arranged.

I know Arte's gotta bunch of money, but man, if I was paying $60 Mill on 3 players, one of which isn't even qualified to play anymore because he's a dipshit who's had half a dozen knee surgeries in the past week, I can't even imagine what my thoughts would be right now.

I'm stealing this but... Damn...now I want In N Out...and I have another 40 minutes!!!

I'm not sure if they prefer making it interesting and doing this, or going down 1-2-3 and just calling it instead of making us have hope.

Besides Brandon Wood, he's probably the most awkward baseball player I've ever seen.

All we needed was a typical warning track shot from Pujols

LOL and good old Kron to back it up. Holy hell why does it feel like 2015 all over.

When is Albert going to start taking some tips from Trout?

Here we go, Al frickin Pujols. Earn your bucks hobo.

When I first looked it was in the 3rd and it was 9pm, what the hell was going on? I'd rather walk Trout and face Pujols, too.

Welp, if there's anyone in the entire Major Leagues that can do it, he's batting right now.

Sorry, didn't know. I haven't been watching the whole game. Is it really 12:22 in Cali, not 11:22? There's no time change where I live in Arizoni.

It's really sad that I can barely watch the whole past decade of baseball because the Angels blow chunks.

"two straight hard liners, let's keep him out there and see what he can do against Bautista" - Sosh probably

This shits getting old...again.

I would probably walk Bautista here but whatever.