I'm sure all 30 teams would love to deal with this PR nightmare. No distractions here. None what-so-ever.
The dude can probably still get MLB outs. Maybe he deserves a shot with a team; however, the reality is that it doesn't look likely. I mean, if it hasn't happened by now... even with all the injuries this season, well....
Maybe he can have his own reality TV show with the entire cast of characters. I mean, lots of people like watching train wrecks.