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T.G.

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  1. One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported. We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
  2. What does a house wear? Address.
  3. What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance? Nina.
  4. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
  5. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
  6. Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, so she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.
  7. 1999: 33 HRs, 108 RBI, .866 OPS, 119 OPS+ 2000: 36 HRs, 117 RBI, .864 OPS, 115 OPS+
  8. It was probably written and produced by a Canadian
  9. That would have been one whale of a tale
  10. The Angels’ Heaney would be watching this game at home
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