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Tank

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  1. that explains the disturbance in the force i felt earlier today.
  2. jane fonda and madonna in the top ten? major fail.
  3. If all of us had guns, this never - nvrmnd. Happy bday, dude.
  4. My high school shop teacher was part of the real great escape.
  5. how do you have an era of 1.56, yet still lose 35 games? must have been a lot of 1-0 and 2-1 games.
  6. i see no one has mentioned air force one yet.
  7. got to meet clifford about a week before the season began. big strong hands of rock. told him i appreciated how tough he was. that uppercut was pretty devastating.
  8. i was pretty excited when i found a phone that didn't have an antenna like that. loved that thing - except for the stupid yellow numbers/letters on the screen.
  9. was in the apple store recently and some guy was asking about replacing his screen. the apple clerk said he should go online and buy a kit or look for someone who does them, or he could leave it there and the good folks at apple would do it for $200. gave my old iphone 4 to my daughter and won't be surprised if i have to replace the glass some day.
  10. saving private ryan midway das boot u571 wasn't too bad
  11. so how come i'm not getting more kate upton ads?
  12. Tank

    Ow!

    if we're talk about dudes with manes blowin' in the wind, gene carr of the kings in the mid 70s was THE MAN. mactavish was a punk. couldn't stand that manslaughtering clown. i played my entire college career without a helmet. got hit in the face once with a puck. it came to me tumbling, like it was in slow motion. hit me right in the lip, which swelled up to the size of a small midwestern town for about a week. wasn't terribly painful, but was always very thankful it wasn't from a slap shot. got hit by my eye once playing street hockey from some idiot who was trying to dig a hockey ball out of the grass with this crazy wild shovel motion. another inch to the left and i would have been severely injured. came out of it with a couple of stitches and a shiner.
  13. when they cover one of the majors in golf, that's the most i'll watch espn for the entire year, by a longshot. that is, until they put that gasbag chris berman on. glad my generation invented the mute button. same goes for the home run derby. berman used to be such a fun guy to watch. i have no idea what happened to him, or if maybe all of us wised up to his shenanigans.
  14. this should be the greatest channel in america, but they've turned it into a piece of crap. i really hate the way they've pissed all over hockey. hardly cover it anymore. so much time and emphasis on college sports and the nba. it's so unwatchable. it's like meeting a friend from college and all they can talk about is the same two or three stories - that's what SC is to me these days. and i'm really exhausted with all the experts opinions stuff they do - hour after hour after hour. hardly ever tune in anymore. and when i do, slap myself for being a moron and quickly turn the channel, then slap myself again.
  15. i had nothing to do with it. i can't vouch for lou and his whereabouts today.
  16. so, st1ck, you had a mail order bride? awesome.
  17. steve martin did a great send up of many classic film noir movies with "dead men don't wear plaid". he shot it in black and white and spliced in several scenes from several of those old black and white classics. if you haven't seen it, you need to rent it. besides, rachel ward is in it. oh my.
  18. what a strong game last night by everyone. and what a perfect night to giveaway hats. nashville is one of those teams that always gives the kings fits, so this was a very good win.
  19. translation: we're going to pay our servers a competitive wage (if they were working in thailand) but expect you, the customer, to make up the difference just because, regardless of quality of service. and then, if you don't tip enough, we'll berate you and/or try to make you feel guilty for being a cheap son of a gun.
  20. The comments are always my favorite part of these. "So how long since you've seen your children?"
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