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"Thankfully, race car driver Tyler McQuarrie was in the house to capture some wedding shenanigans performed by the jubilant couple." they should have hired downingrules for that part. it would've been a whole lot more interesting.

lee harvey oswald claimed he was a patsy.

i almost got kicked out of disneyland as a kid once because some idiotic friend of mine convinced me it would be a good idea to spit on people from the buckets. i was about 10 at the time, and that stern talking to from the security people made me scared straight.

i thought jw left because swearing was restricted here.

yeah, i talked with him frequently on facebook, usually about politics. it got to be a burden after a while because as soon as i logged in to FB, if he saw me he would immediately want to chat, and a lot of times i wasn't in the mood - i just wanted to check out the status page and go on my way. he was a good guy and had a good heart. i liked talking with him (once in a while).

tom hanks reveals why the disneyland skybuckets are no longer in service. http://teamcoco.com/video/tom-hanks-disney-sex

if you're looking for a career change, several openings just appeared in Tokyo. http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golftalkcentral/japan-pga-resigns-en-masse-after-link-organized-crime/?cid=facebook_gc_a_japan_pga_resignations_121813

yeah, a one year deal isn't bad. he can be helpful here and there.

this was the best proposal: 13. No Matter the Return, The Angels Just Can't Let Him Go

interesting point. i guess it falls under the umbrella of "finding all the al qaeda guys", but we're pissing in someone else's pool here in yemen. we need to be extremely careful about this kind of stuff, though it may be too late for that already.

why do you hate america, redondo? why?

so did she get the job or what?

i remember there was day when several of us got together at a BJ's in brea. brian was there for many, many hours and invited whoever wanted to to come on by and have a drink or a pizza or a burger. i didn't get there until late in the day, but got to meet lou, hubs, and a few others. one of the people i met was jon, the guy who used to like to wear dark clothes/sweats all the time, even to summer games at the stadium when it was 95 degrees. i can't remember his screen name, but he was kind of goth and knew a lot about music and political stuff. when he introduced himself, because of his hair cut, i thought he was a chick. we were facebook friends for a while, but he dropped me when he dropped his account. he was always being stalked by someone, or so it seemed to him. edit: devilbatty was his screen name.

gloria allred really nailed you, didn't she?

meyer isn't going anywhere. he has deep roots in columbus, plus he's gone 25-1 in his first two years, with a bowl game coming up in a couple of weeks. i'd like to start an internet rumor that the longhorns are seriously looking at lane kiffin.

martin jones with another win, making him the first Kings goalie to start out 6-0-0. His GAA is less than 1. he already has 3 shutouts. take your time coming back, quickie. we're in good hands.

With that kind of coin you could easily upgrade to a 98 or 99 grand marquis.

Ah, okay, I vaguely remember you.

Meanwhile, back at the lipton ice tea factory . . .

because he was too close to the players and couldn't tolerate any criticism of them.

yeah, apparently cats don't like it if you act like a tool to them by kicking snow on them.

i see budweiser is brewing a new batch of premium blend.

write one big whopping tithe check to my church. new cars. buy a house. keep dressing in a bitchin way. kings season seats in my own suite. and no, none of you are invited.

future angels was the worst of the worst. he was on every message board out there and managed to get banned from each one because he was always a tool. he and inside pitch used to go at it, and it was amazing. when the halos farm team was at lake elsinore, future angels would hang out down there and write articles about the kids and their prospects for moving up the ladder to anaheim. because the players were young and because he had so much access, he got to know them pretty well and saw how they were still such kids. when we would discuss these kids on the board, he was hyper sensitive about any criticism of them and would very angrily lash out at any poster who said anything even remotely critical. it was as if he was defending his very own children, and he had lost all perspective because he had gotten too close to the players. "you don't know how hard they work!" "you don't know how tough it is for them to be away from home for the first time!" and stuff like that, and then he would blast away personally at the poster. he was horrible to talk with about any of the kids because it was way too personal for him. on one of the boards that booted him, he got extremely personal about something and threatened to sue several people. i don't remember if that was the original aw.com or another board, but he just went too far. i'm sure he probably sleeps in a trent durrington autographed lake elsinore storm jersey every night.

whenever the topic of the OMB comes up and we hear the horror stories that happened there, i'm always thankful i wasn't part of the scene. it was bad enough on aol, but it was usually on a much, much smaller scale. there were times on espn that it was out of control and i hated that there were fans of other teams that couldn't leave us alone to talk about our team. but that was an area where i had to grow and change because i used to do a fair amount of trolling on aol. one of my favorite troll times was 4 or 5 of us decided we were going to punk each MLB team's aol board and we used the name of our favorite mod to create a new fake account. her name was mooky, and we ended up being ghost mooky, mooky spice (that was me), mooky this, mooky that. my thing was to only write in poem form. it was a lot of fun, and man did we catch a lot of crap from people that day. it was all as an april fool's day prank.