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my daughter's clock radio alarm blasted "call me maybe" this morning. it sounded like it was being played through the anaheim stadium sound system. if she does this again, we just may have to give her her emancipation papers.

no, i was a first baseman.

i'm a little wary of clicking on a link that ends with the words "bowel syndrome."

my dad sent me a friend request for FB. he's 87, but he can't really work it without his wife standing over his shoulder. so far i haven't accepted him. he posted once on my brothers page and was a real know-it-all, which is how he is all the time. he also doesn't really get my humor. i can see him leaving multiple responses to multiple posts, and that's not very appealing.

when i'm in front of my class holding my hockey stick, i can say "you need to" all i want and it works just fine.

phil shane is amazing! you need to listen to him. you should go to one of his comedy shows.

bummer. his character was pretty funny. so who's left from the original cast, just mary ann and ginger?

adam, if you'll swing by and pick me up and then pay for my lunch and the entrance fee to the track, i'd be happy to keep you company. i'm also going to need a couple of bucks to drop on wildcatmemories in the 5th at pimlico. thanks.

my favorite golf ball to play is still the pinnacle gold. good solid distance for me, but a wonderful feel around the greens and on approach shots. when i was playing a lot, i could make it stand still on the green after a bounce or two. i bought a box of nike balls when i got my replacement clubs. couldn't care less about these balls. they haven't impressed me much at all. maybe if i was playing more i'd have a different opinion, but so far i wouldn't buy another sleeve of them again. adam gave me a pro v1 he stole from someone. i still need to try it out.

taught to you by a teacher making a whole lot less than kershaw.

these situations rarely work out the way you hope they might. sincerely, brent gretzky #98

or what howie kendrick calls "a typical june".

than that means he's NSFW.

http://screen.yahoo.com/wake-smile-000000476.html

1700 acres already?!? wow. buddy of mine works for l.a. county fire. said these conditions bring out the worst in the arsonists.

i'm having lunch with him next tuesday. i'll set up a test and see what i can find out.

Hey Blarg, ignore them. They're just being immature. Btw, my friend, happy Juan-uary.

At least you're not preggers, YK.

i think for publicity sakes he has to say "it's not about the money". the public usually vilifies anyone who comes out and says "i deserve to be paid more."

so what you're saying is that all Trout needs to do is win a cy young and he can expect his first real payday. seems like that ought to be a good motivator for him.

i wonder what shoes he was wearing. maybe if i had those same shoes, why i could jump like that, too!

after seeing so much disdain of the police in this thread, it's no wonder so many of you are gun advocates.

it's also furlough weekend for the gentry from folsom. beware.

who's up for a little b-ball at the gym? hit me up. i'm headed there now.

wicked, chicks dig isuzu. it's the long ball of cool cars.