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there's no way you can try that case in baltimore. no way at all.

not too many things more unpleasant than a super hot day at disneyland when its crowded.

they've put a longer delay on the lights here in glendale (i think) because we have so many instances of drivers running red lights. a lot of it comes from immigrants without much regard for driving laws, as well as the usual assortment of people who drive like it's their right to turn whenever they want. i believe we have the highest per capita number of pedestrian accidents in the state, some of it being their fault for wanting to cross the streets whenever and wherever, and part of it because we have such lousy drivers here.

amazing!

that's a pretty awesome thing. thanks for sharing that.

so is this like weight watchers for boxers?

why don't we just bring the softball game to your hospital room? we can use a whiffle ball so we don't break any windows. it would also allow you to stay i the hospital an extra six weeks. whaddaya think, people?

tatum was pretty stiff in whichever terrorists-take-over-the-white-house movie he was in.

oh, and mayweather is a clown. hope he gets beat badly.

i hope pacman wins because we have a school fair on sunday and the local population here will be in a much better mood to spend money on the things my class is selling.

I imagine it's about 15-20 degrees warmer at long beach gas stations, too.

That's exactly it, Phil. I'm always baffled by people who can't check a calendar, yet this'll get posted on Facebook a dozen times by people I thought were pretty sharp.

"I hope you were the groom" makes me laugh every time I hear it. Really liked him in Oceans Eleven.

You just shut your clown mouth RIGHT NOW!! Chuck, I think a two year ban is appropriate for this.

this is chuck's way of saying you're buying.

saw it from a high school friend. fortunately, she's a female. i think it's a play on "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

. . . the Avengers 2? anyone going this weekend? thnking about maybe a sunday night showing.

throw in some grilled terikaki tofu and a nice cold mountain dew, and you've got yourself just about the perfect meal, you fascist.

the only guy missing from that lineup is jose molina.

i'd be okay with that. i'd think crazy joe would have a lot of fun stories to tell.

what if we had a politician that actually kept their word? wouldn't that be refreshing?

one of the first ones i'd dump would be the death tax/estate tax/inheritance tax, whatever it's called. it's money that has already been taxed, but it gets taxed again when the owner dies and passes it along to someone? extremely unfair and redundant.

put the cap back on the ether bottle, doc, it's making you hallucinate.

i believe his downfall began with iron eagle. man, that was a crappy craptacular crapfest.

and the first strong gust of wind that comes along . . .