Tank

don't be silly, hollywood. no one parties as hard as juan.

that gator's name is mcgruff . . . wait for it . . . because he likes to take a bite out of crime.

my favorite plane is the one that isn't packed to the gills with humanity. sadly, i don't think such a plane exists any more.

and this comes just a year after signing stanton to that texas-oil-sized contract. why wouldn't you surround one of the premier players in the game with other good players? if they trade fernandez, this is exactly where the commissioner needs to step in and tell them to knock it the hell off.

hmm, i think i'd like to get in on that. i already have an angels hat and a glove. $75 mil per for pujols, fielder, and tank. yeah, that would work.

sark seeking $30 mil. screw him. i wound't settle with him at all.

desean jackson is a complete tool.

i expect to see a bump in his poll numbers this week.

saw a place here in glendale tonight that was selling regular unleaded for 3.49 per. he's a good 60-80 cents above most everyone else in town. he's also higher than the usual doosh in glendale who charges 3.29.

your micro-aggression makes me feel diminished as a human.

hey, at least you didn't Craig yourself.

anyone know why he still refers to them as ISIL instead of ISIS?

sir, i believe you win the internet today.

i don't think you have to be really old for this to be true.

this site is most definitely not a safe zone.

love the U2. absolutely great plane. i wish the SR-71 was still in service.

speaking of westboro, they announced they're planning to protest at the funerals of the victims from this attack. no doubt many will be converted by their message of love and hope.

i have a teenager and i teach 8th graders. i know exactly what that look is like.

nate, my dad was a huge fan of the old cadillacs from the 50s that had those big tails. my brother and i were embarrassed to no end by them. but the good thing about them was learning to drive in a '64 caddy. by then the big tail wings had been toned down greatly, but it was still a monstrously long car. i felt like the king of the road in that baby. learning to parallel park in one was a challenge, but i learned well enough that parallel parking never scared me (and i was pretty good at it).

same here. would love to take a look at the technology on this thing.

we prefer to call ourselves and our footwear the slippers of peace.

you forgot to say thanks to homebrewer. and for the love of mike, i hope you have a convertible and are not some kind of hippie nudist looking for an excuse.

Not to go all captain obvious here, but I'd rather comply and be released and then pursue legal options instead of being cuffed and taken to the station, as I'm sure all of us would. But yeah, it's a no-win all around.

i'm calling it now - this off-season the chargers will trade phillip rivers and their first round pick to the redskins for RGIII.

did she at least have a blouse full of goodies?