yk, i don't know what language you used, but for some reason i can't read the middle paragraph on your post. is that some ancient language or perhaps a computer language? whatever it is, i felt quite sad that i was left out of being able to read your kind words. you know, i try really hard and sometimes i make mistakes, but dammit, i'm a human and i deserve to be treated the same as everyone else! i work my fingers to the bone every day and just want a little recognition for my contributions. but now i'm left out, again, like when you guys invited me to the aw.com first annual steak, beer, and tamales event, and i just had to sit off to the side by my poor lonesome while the rest of you gathered around blarg at the grill and told stories and laughed and had fun. i couldn't help but feel like all you were laughing at me, especially when mancini would point at me and double over clutching his stomach. i felt so alone that day, and am thankful we didn't hold that event on a cliff overlooking the sea.
but you know what? i'm a fighter, and i'm not going to let you drag me down! no way!! you know why? i'll tell you why: