last time i was in fort lauderdale, i couldn't believe how many people/brothers just simply crossed the streets whenever and wherever they felt like it. was scared to death i was going to hit several of them.
vegas, pluck a couple of nose hairs before you go up and testify. that way your face will be red and your eyes teary, and you can use it to convince the judge of how much pain and suffering you've had to endure.