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Tank

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  1. it's what separates us from the animals.
  2. it has something to do with black tar heroin.
  3. use it on your unmentionables. makes them softer. good on t-shirts, too.
  4. those of you who never saw clemente play really missed something spectacular.
  5. well, sure, after my mom had to tell him no. but that's a story for another time.
  6. my best friend graduated from college with a two-year IT degree, but once he got home he enrolled in ITT for some reason. ended up getting a job at long beach memorial hospital in their tech dept. i always wondered why his college degree wasn't enough to get a job, but whatever.
  7. that's because you have people shooting around you every few weeks.
  8. he might also have to make out with a couple of song girls, too.
  9. maybe you should check out the cottage cheese thread, TORS. and throw in a little pineapple just to put it over the top.
  10. cuz they were covered in deer urine?
  11. will that be okay with your new russian bride?
  12. i have a kid named aaron this year, and there are times i call his name and smile. if i get another kid named blake, i'm gonna lose it.
  13. my mom was an ER nurse and treated him one night at the hospital. had to collect a urine sample from him. no further details available or desired.
  14. one of my favorite players. this looks like a picture you'd have seen from the dust bowl in oklahoma, save for the smile.
  15. every time i see a picture of gehrig, i'm always impressed with how muscular his forearms were. same with foxx.
  16. no argument from me on the expense. more like seeing talent potential not being fulfilled, like turning on the history channel and seeing a show about people who live in a swamp and hunt gators once in a while.
  17. so in a voting process that's heavily influenced by someone's personal preferences, you don't like that someone's personal preference disagreed with yours.
  18. watching the history channel today is as disappointing as watching your son choosing to play broom ball instead of ice hockey.
  19. don't know how i missed it originally, but i try to watch Key & Peele when it's on. they do some really funny stuff. my favorite is the substitute teacher from the inner city. both K & P are extremely talented and fun to watch.
  20. southern new hampshire university would like to fight you by the flagpole after school.
  21. i love my job. i get to work with fun kids most of the time, we talk about interesting things, and we generally have a lot of fun. the toughest part of my job is kids that aren't interested, kids that are uncooperative, and parents who interfere. fortunately, we usually have way more of the former and not too many of the latter.
  22. someone obviously hurt you as a child. i hope you find healing.
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