Back in the the old AOL Grandstand days, @Inside Pitch and I and a few others decided one aprils' fool day to bombard several different baseball message boards as huge trolls. I decided that my method would be to write sarcastic poetry as frequently as possible. in particular, trolling the mariner's board was of utmost fun. I wrote an ode to Randy Johnson to the tune of country singer Jim Reeves "Adios, Amigo", as it was right as the big unit was about to become a free agent. Best fun I'd had on the internet at that point. I only wish I had kept those poems somewhere.
Long Live Mooky Spice.