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Tank

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  1. i thought the eggs were supposed to be green. no?
  2. that six-footer was a gimme? SOAB.
  3. glad to know i'm not the only who doesn't get most of the stuff kurt is posting. his examples are like a poor man's dennis miller. a really, really poor man's dennis miller.
  4. i wish i still had one to show him. we had to use them in college.
  5. it would also save us from flying shards of glass when the windows blew out. those were some amazing desks, i'm telling ya.' we had them at our school, too.
  6. ^^^^ nice don't remember where i saw it, but some kid at school, upon being shown an old floppy disc, allegedly told his teacher, "oh cool, you made a 3D copy of the save icon."
  7. "okay, don jr. If I get worse than double bogey, i'm dropping a MOAB on another isis camp. it'll be a yuuuuge air strike, the best air strike against isis ever." "okay, dad, you're commander in chief. you have the tee. stay away from the trees on the right. or maybe not."
  8. that's terrific. my brother is flying united tonight to chicago. hoping he's not on the morning news tomorrow.
  9. irish war cry will hand him his lunch at churchill downs.
  10. you know what that means . . . time to turn the page.
  11. Well golly, the specialness ended all too soon.
  12. and ricky vaughn was the jingle-writing brother on two and a half men.
  13. this pretty much nails it. people get mad at things that sosh can't control and want him fired because of it. not much he can do about these kinds of things.
  14. yep. it's like when the four members of hawaii 5-0 go into a drug lord's den by themselves against a group of 30 gangsters.
  15. Anyone done a marriage at the beach in Maui? Been thinking about renewing our vows since this will be a second honeymoon of sorts.
  16. 1-800-CALSCUF make the call, Don.
  17. Ask your doctor for advice on this one, Phil. That's seven sodas a week, and 30 each month. It's going to add up quickly. After 3 or 4 ER trips and kidney stone surgery last December, I don't want to touch another soda. As an added little bonus from the surgery, I came home wth a Foley catheter and got to remove it myself the next day.
  18. So do the right thing and have your Easter egg hunt at 5:30 am, then come and join us. i mean, that's what I would've done if you had invited me . . .
  19. Follow Brandon's advice on this one. Water is natures miracle liquid, while soda is slowly killing us.
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