Tank

He's always been the embodiment of pure evil.

I was raised by white people, so yes.

YK, could at least give him the thumbs up emoji?

Then it's obviously time to start preparing for the next Sharknado.

Whoever they are, I'm pretty sure CaliAngel could kick the crap out of both of them at the same time.

We knew this which was why we never went to Taco Bell. But our local Mexican restaurant didn't use lard, and that's why we went there.

looks like he's keeping himself in shape.

well, that's a solid amount of evidence to go by. solid work, man.

listen, he's a professional athlete. there's no reason to pay him like he's a teacher.

and with his equally skilled buddies, it's the perfect solution.

dude.

yep, we have to plan for it, also, ever since sandy hook. the problem is that our classrooms weren't designed for anything remotely like this so there really aren't very good places to shelter. we also have doors made out of something just a notch above balsa wood, so if someone really wants to come it, the deadbolt isn't going to stop him. i've already run through a lot of nightmarish scenes in my head on steps i'll need to take to protect the kids, and none of them end terribly well for me. but i think i'm prepared to act when needed, and hoping like mad it'll never come down to that.

we have issues.

#fakesportsnews

gonna be a tough week in the SEC as the top teams take on supremely tough opponents this week. alabama vs. mercer clemson vs. citadel auburn vs. glendale city college or whoever these are games that should happen in weeks 1 or 2, not week 9 or 10 or 11.

simple answer: we're better than you. pfft!

i'm really looking forward to the st. louis game!

anyone who's ever seen Midnight Express knows not to do illegal things in a foreign country. these stupid kids just need to see more movies so they can be better citizens.

and if you don't read that sentence in his quirky little texas drawl, i'm banning you for one week.

"Larry King, can I talk?"

2. trout 3. upton 4. longoria 5. pujols 6. simmons 7. calhoun i'd be okay with that lineup.

boy, this game started off like it was going to be a walk in the park - two goals in the first 5 minutes. but that was it, and the canucks picked away a little at a time. disappointing effort tonight. have now lost three in a row.

oh great. yet another flow chart with references to both Lot's wife and Nickelback. *sigh*

surprisingly, he was a white guy with a 1980s perm. short little mofo. saw him once at a meeting - he was a smarmy little jerk.

i hope you at least got a free t-shirt out of it.