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they'll be dust in his rearview mirror by the time july rolls around.

behold the power of the internet message board!

yeah, don't mention '93 here again. #mcsorleysux #itsstilltoosoon

um, funny you should ask. every single team wanted him but there was so much consideration of every team's feelings that no one actually selected him ( i know, i couldn't believe it either!). so he was signed by the colts with an invite to camp. it's a great move for them and for him. i'm not sure which all time NFL records he'll break in indy, but i expect a few will fall this coming season.

*sigh* you're right. btw, you still owe me a fight. don't try and duck me on this. i will drop you like a 3 foot putt.

i think aging has made me a lot less embarrassed about how my baseball team plays. maturing into the start of my senior years has really tempered a lot that for me. i'd like to see them do well every year, but i don't live and die with each game like i used to do. when i was in my mid-20s, i had a bad breakup with a girl. i had a tough time letting go of her for a few months after the breakup. one friday night on a whim, i called 411 to see if i could get her phone number as i thought perhaps calling her and talking things out would bring whatever closure i was missing. got her number, wrote it down, hung up the phone, and it was like this massive cloud just disappeared from my soul. i never called her and threw away her number a couple of days later. whatever it was i needed was gone. i kinda feel the same way about my sports teams now. both the angels and the kings have won championships in my lifetime and i'm satisfied. would love to see more, but that cloud is gone from my life and i'm content.

seriously. can we stop making conclusions in april and may, folks? players go through streaks, make adjustments, etc.

maybe he's been eating at subway a lot.

dilly dilly!

@Blarg said to remove his prediction because there isn't any bacon available for his burger.

wait, cera is an actual thing? LOLOL i thought that was just something made up here for the endless napoli-mathis debates.

sweet! i'm a big fan of the booster rocket return method that's not being used. any ideas what the plans are for this? are we sending a porsche or a suburban into space next?

thank goodness.

i thought we were talking about misappropriating rally's DNA.

neither were the buckeyes. this thread is confusing.

kinsler calhoun, trout, upton, pujols, simmons, etc. if calhoun can't hit there, time to move on to someone else.

i thought yellow fever was some kind of tropical or jungle disease. or a spike lee movie where ben affleck falls in love with margaret cho.

if you ever see me roasting radishes, please kick me in the head. there's about 785 foods better than that.

i wish pettis still posted here. for a white guy, he was a very cool black guy.

if you lived closer instead of being in iceland, i'd be insulted enough to challenge you to a fight, and then clobber the crap out of with a sock filled with broccoli stalks and carrots.

agree with moving him to the back of the bullpen. as others have said, he has great stuff but there's something holding him back from being as elite as his stuff can be. wish we would have signed arrieta.

A neat story. He's the kid missing his left hand.

That goes without saying.

Cam Bedrosian