Tank

i think if you have been willing to serve in the military, you should have your citizenship request expedited.

thank you, gentlemen. makes a lot of sense.

maybe back in the days when you and JFK were debating, but no one should see you naked at this point.

as long as he doesn't get traded to the pirates - wait, too late! argh!!!

germans love frank stallone!

well sure he does. you're over 90 plus you've been dead since the late 90s.

he'd be good this year, bad the next, then good the next year, followed by a bad year, then . . .

um, permanent DH, which means Ohtani doesn't play. pass.

he looked as furious as a canadien!

shh! you'll ruin my super secret plan.

this. if he prevents us from ever using parades again, i'll go pick him up myself.

he's just misaligned at home plate with runners on base.

Every time there's a new SCOTUS opening, there is a lot of chatter and concern that the new justice will try to overturn a woman's right to choose. that's been in the news again with kennedy's announced retirement. for you legal scholars, can you explain to me what legal or constitutional basis would be used to overturn this?

it was fun running into @Adam yesterday. i had no idea you were a cowboy at heart, you big patriot you!

anyone see Oceans 8? want it to be a good flick, but haven't heard anything positive about it yet. think we're gonna see incredibles 2 this afternoon.

we weren't planning anything for last night . . . until i remembered some firecrackers i had. my daughter has never lit any fireworks ever, so we decided to fire them off in the backyard. i was hoping she'd be excited by it, but all she and my wife could do was talk about not having any bail money once i got caught breaking the law . . . some real comedians in my household. so we lit the whole pack and that was it . . . until my brother remembered he had some in his garage from about 25 years ago. he ran up and got them and we lit a few flowers, a smoke bomb, and a couple of piccolo petes. have to admit plenty of nervousness at how stable they were going to be, but they held up well and we didn't have any problems. meanwhile, the comedians kept poo-pooing our meager antics. oh well. it's not like we dropped $600 but can never go to INO...

gotta admit, it's been fun to watch him start to regain his form. on one of the holes last week, he had the longest drive of anyone in the field - i find that pretty darn impressive considering all the big bombers on tour these days. he's shaking off the rust and figuring out his putting. if he gets that going, watch out. i may have to rethink my "no more majors" position if that happens, and i think one regular win gets him legitimately back in that hunt.

i know, right? bunch of predictable chauvinistic pigs around here.

i find it odd that you used a thread like this to take a shot at sosh and the angels coaching staff. never saw it coming . . .

good for you. i like . . .

Don't do it, mang!

He's real squatting at the plate now.

Sounds like downtown Baghdad outside right now.