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Tank

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  1. A long as STDs are around, then yes.
  2. Agreed, but I don't think their marketing people are going to use your description anytime soon. "Try our new jackfruit BBQ sandwich. It tastes assy!"
  3. Phil just rolled in a long one for birdie. zach Johnson playing great. Rory in the hunt, too. Should be a good weekend.
  4. For the price of a double double with animal fries? Perfect!
  5. I'd love to have lunch with Penn & Teller. Capitol idea! Hope they like BBQ jackfruit sandwiches.
  6. I think that's a question for Cez. and maybe Calscuf's dog.
  7. He refused to leave his porch light on for them, too.
  8. that's why he went after all the who's down in whoville.
  9. he gets a little stir crazy living up on mount krumpet.
  10. in order for them to get to 90 wins, an awful lot would have to go right - i mean, like penn & teller kind of magic stuff.
  11. it's got a few miles on it but has only had one owner, who might be willing to make a deal. you'll have to pick it up in chicago, however.
  12. kevin kisner is in the lead, shooting a -5 66 today. a trio of others at -4. Tiger, JT, Rahm, and Rory at -2. Tiger playing the back nine right now - just had to play sideways outs of a fairway bunker on 10. Dustin Johnson has knocked two balls out of bounds today.
  13. at my local smart & final, there's a black kid working as a cashier. i've been to his register twice. he calls me 'boss' each time. i'm not really sure what to make of that.
  14. i'm guessing his knowledge of boobs extends no further than sosh and those lasagna-filled poor-judgement-riddled man-boobs.
  15. they'll need to hope the m's and a's go 2-8 so they can start making up some ground. if they don't gain in the standings, there's no reason to grab a rental player.
  16. that's my understanding too, doc. havne't ever heard any claims otherwise.
  17. he named his dog Big A so he could sign with the halos when he becomes a free agent. *allegedly
  18. he did last year but it didn't work as hoped. but yeah, not this year. it isn't necessary.
  19. depends on how you react to something like this:
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