Tank

It wouldn't surprise me if these posts push English Cop into pulling a DiPoto and he just up and quits on us all right now.

That's what she said.

I tried to use my napkin but missed, and it somehow ended up in my google docs.

the guys who went to bed early are going to have a lot to read in this thread in the morning.

they got shutout at home tonight by the astros, 14-0.

we know how to party.

FIFY

doesn't matter what i think when you're going to twist everything to fit your narrative.

yeah, easy call to make in this scenario.

7 hours ago, Jeff Fletcher said: I don’t know if anyone addressed this in the next four pages, but this is all still related to trying to climb out of the farm system hole. If you aren’t producing your own players, you take what you get from other teams. And they are often old, broken or both. JC Ramírez, Blake Wood, Parker Bridwell... all acquired for nothing because the Angels were desperate to fill holes. Guess what: all broken. You cant produce your own everyday players and you can’t pay for prime free agents (because you spent it all on Pujols, Hamilton, which also cost you draft picks), so who is left? Espinosa, Valbuena, Cozart, Kinsler, David Murphy, Yunel Escobar, Matt Joyce. All have something wrong with them because the players who don’t a) require good prospects to acquire or b) cost a lot of money. Oh, and the reason you all hate Scioscia is because he never plays his young players, but it’s maybe because those young players are no good and he knows it. It all goes back to a bad farm system.

come on, bob.

before you dig too deep a hole for yourself, and there's a good chance that boat has already sailed, you should read the things @Jeff Fletcher has been writing in one of the other threads.

well look on the bright side. it'll give you something new to complain about.

what a dumb thing to say.

maybe the MLB just doesn't like you and this is their way of letting you know.

et tu, brute? says the closeted rangers fan. we all know that's the real reason you moved to texas. just remember you opened the door on this...

i like this better than your original suggestion of having the players wear halter top uniforms or tube tops.

i thought those were what they gave out on mother's day in boston. but i agree.

i get my protein through fruits and vegetables, eggs, cheese, and soy protein. and sex. lots and lots of sex.

or big & lousy or big & pissy

thank you for sharing your insights on all of this. i greatly appreciate how you can fill in the often considerable gaps in our collective knowledge, and i appreciate that you're willing to share what you know.

"Mickey Hatcher will help him." pure gold.

We haven't seen a good old "Hitler hears about . . ." Video in too long.

Allow PEDs after the all star break each year.

In a somewhat related story, I saw this week that Mo Vaughn now has a big & tall clothing line called MVP (Mo Vaughn Productions).