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Tank

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  1. If you want to, oh I dunno, drink a pumpkin beer with him, let me know.
  2. Based on what I know of you, I'm guessing he probably eats a lot of democrats.
  3. How idiotic. You don't like him teeing off on your pitchers? Then make better pitches or pitch him differently.
  4. so victor's mom has started brewing beer, eh? i hope the local penicillin manufacturers are keeping pace...
  5. i had lunch with trout today, remember? wasn't going to double book.
  6. i can't say much, but i have it on good authority that a couple of poet laureates are working on some things for him.
  7. Acuna hit home runs to lead off both games of the doubleheader today in atlanta. it's the first time it's been done since forever. in game one, he hit the first pitch for a homer. the next guy hit the first pitch for a homer also. two pitches to start a game, and you're down 2-0. can't recall seeing that before.
  8. well that should take care of any MVP talk. yowza.
  9. once they got rid of their smoky black beans, there wasn't a single reason to visit them again. ever. idiots.
  10. i'm not even gonna bother looking at this guys' stats. i'm going to assume 6+ era and some ugly advanced stats. that's just how desperate they are for arms right now.
  11. i immediately thought of that, too. here's hoping it doesn't mean a doggone thing.
  12. alright, kid, here we go! looking forward to seeing what you can do. you won't get an easier intro to the bigs than playing against the padres. and boy, they're going to give cowart every chance they can to see if he can play, aren't they?
  13. @Chuckster70, i think we need a "holy crap!" emoji.
  14. i think one thing our future presidents and elected officials will learn from this presidency is how NOT to use social media. what he does on twitter is a national embarrassment.
  15. They but you have to order the kale nachos first.
  16. kinda looks like one of the alternate pronouns.
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