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i live right across the street from an ER. there's a helo that's been hovering for the last 15 minutes. it's driving me crazy.

nope. i'm still aging them very carefully on the bottom shelf of my pantry. plus i'm still waiting for four of you to come over and party like it's 1999.

live boldly, my friend.

whoa, i hadn't heard any of that. besides, i don't think we'd be able to sign him until after he has TJS.

i'll take a picture of it when it arrives. assuming, of course, it can fit inside the frame of my camera.

how about cozart, tropeano, and gray for chase utley.

bullpen, maybe convert him to closer? i gotta think a guy with his stuff could still pitch an effective inning pretty regularly.

i hear david segui is still in pretty decent shape . . . plus he's got the whole left-handed-firstbaseman thing going on so it's easier to catch pickoff throws.

it's the eternal optomist in many of us hoping that THIS time, they won't be as partisan as the previous office holder.

ditto. the line at norwalk was still an hour long at 11:00 pm. that ought to be reason enough to vote by absentee next time for everyone who had to wait 4+ hours last night. wonder how nate's friend is doing...

how bad a candidate are you when you can't even beat a dead guy?

spot on. there should have been a massive response to all of those "but the potholes and bridges!" ads, but there was complete silence. meanwhile, our gas prices go up, our car registration fees continue to climb, and the liars who rammed this bill through the state legislature will have more monopoly money to misuse. why on earth would anyone vote FOR a tax increase??? the idiots in glendale did the same thing, passing measure S which raises sales tax .34 of a cent so we can raise money to pay into calpers and balance our budget. not a single call for the city to reform spending. meanwhile, the number of gigantic apartment complexes is reproducing at a rate that makes rabbits envious. we are positively crappy in california when it comes to holding our legislators accountable for how our money is spent. absolutely crappy.

if he's ever been a community organizer, then he's a shoe-in!

not too much in dear old california, where we re-elected senator frankenstein. EDIT: stupid autocorrect.

the way i usually hear to make them includes bacon. surprised none of you mentioned that.

IBM you scream we all scream when IBM

making toast. duh.

let's go!

waiting until the next time we play golf so i can borrow your phone.

he tried to fire me and several other teachers without ever visiting our classrooms or talking to us, or without having any cause. he listened to every rumor he ever heard and treated it as gospel. he alienated nearly everyone on the staff by his bully tactics. he ended up being accused of siphoning money (circumstantial evidence strongly supported this but they could never find a smoking gun of evidence to prove it beyond question) from the school and was put on administrative leave instead of being fired, but that was it for his career here.

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i would absolutely call coach Q. Desjardins is not a long term solution, nor should he be considered to be one.

LOL. i blame obama for my typos.