In order to protect Americans, we must place law abiding citizens on house arrest. If allowed out, mask are required. Church and kids sports must be canceled.
In an effort to be extra safe, we will release criminals and serve alcohol to go. Wal Mart , abortion clinics and weed stores are authorized places of worship. We must abort black babies before they become corona victims. Also, Cancer, heart disease, and previously defeated viruses will all be provided a one to six month head start on killing the remaining 330 million Americans.
Social distance!