Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Adam]

Wow.

 

I've told you guys I'm not racist. This proves it. 

[ScottT]

This made me chuckle...

Donated close to 450 ounces of breast milk and I still have 300 for my baby. #blessed

[Jobu]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 12/28/2016 at 0:52 PM, Richard said:

My favorite are the insecure people who unfollow you because you don't LIKE the multiple photos/inspirational quotes they post daily.

I stopped following an old school friend because he posts 15-20 music videos per day. I like music as much as the next person, but I don't want my wall covered with links to videos.

[Blarg]

On 1/5/2017 at 6:48 PM, ScottT said:

This made me chuckle...

Donated close to 450 ounces of breast milk and I still have 300 for my baby. #blessed

She deserves a Jerseymaid tattoo. 

[2112]

1 hour ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I stopped following an old school friend because he posts 15-20 music videos per day. I like music as much as the next person, but I don't want my wall covered with links to videos.

I have a friend like that.  I added him to a Facebook music group that some of my old HS friends started. 

 

When I messaged him he replied "Cool! Thanks man!" Then dropped out of the group and continued to post music on his feed.  

 

 

[Tank]

[Blarg]

It's an excuse not to take down that string of Christmas lights around your trailer instead of weeding the garden. 

[Kevin]

Yeah I would disagree...

[Vegas Halo Fan]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

It's an excuse not to take down that string of Christmas lights around your trailer instead of weeding the garden. 

Rather, it's an excuse to hang onto the delusion that you are attractive, even though that ship may have never entered the harbor, let alone sailed.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

First of all, I don't see why this rates an "amen". Secondly, you would be dead on if you guessed that it was posted by a woman who would instantly clear the room if she showed any skin. It seems to me that most of the women who complain about women being objectified have no chance of that happening to them. Connection? I believe so. It's a way of expressing jealousy while pretending to take the moral high road.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

15 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Thirdly, even if all that is true, you still probably shouldn't dress in 1970's drapes.

Sharp outfit, isn't it?

[Blarg]

11 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Rather, it's an excuse to hang onto the delusion that you are attractive, even though that ship may have never entered the harbor, let alone sailed.

I think I said that, metaphorically.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

And now, this entry from the Martyr of the Month Club. Minus five points for the grammar.

[ScottT]

RIP Meryl Streep

[Slegnaac]

On 1/8/2017 at 4:27 PM, Blarg said:

It's an excuse not to take down that string of Christmas lights around your trailer instead of weeding the garden. 

Weeds need love too

[Glen]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=742409455914378&id=100004359913176

 

Fuck's sake, I've never met a man like this. I do the same amount of work regardless of if I have a cold or the flu. Perhaps the real problem here is that the woman is a terrible cunt, or she married a dishrag. Or both.

[AngelsLongBall]

A couple things here. 

1: This is Glen going to work:

2: Yes, IWHI

3: She references only one kid.  She should be able to handle that, amirite?!

4: It wasn't a cold, but I was flat out on my back one time.  Was light headed, dizzy, thought I was dehydrated on my way home from work on a Friday.  Went straight to bed.  Woke up for a bit on Saturday, then woke up on Sunday morning.  Went to urgent care.  6 months pregnant nurse told me it was vertigo and to stop being such a pussy

[AngelsLongBall]

3 hours ago, Glen said:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=742409455914378&id=100004359913176

 

Fuck's sake, I've never met a man like this. I do the same amount of work regardless of if I have a cold or the flu. Perhaps the real problem here is that the woman is a terrible ****, or she married a dishrag. Or both.

Also, I do know a guy like this.  His mother enabled him to no end, and he is a gigantic momma's boy and pussy.  Doesn't help that he works for his Mom so there's no accountability

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Posted by a friend who tagged her daughter. She meets one of the two criteria. I will let you guess which one.

[Adam]

The individual tributes to Obama are getting a little annoying. 

[Slegnaac]

19 minutes ago, Adam said:

The individual tributes to Obama are getting a little annoying. 

Makes me wonder what social media would have been like in 1865.

[Glen]

[wopphil]

On 1/8/2017 at 9:01 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

First of all, I don't see why this rates an "amen". Secondly, you would be dead on if you guessed that it was posted by a woman who would instantly clear the room if she showed any skin. It seems to me that most of the women who complain about women being objectified have no chance of that happening to them. Connection? I believe so. It's a way of expressing jealousy while pretending to take the moral high road.

I was most offended by her failure to use an apostrophe in "mans." 

[Tank]