Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[the dude abides]

I'm so ****ing sad, and I can't get over it! The landlord cut down two of our trees on earth day. He ****in killed them, I actually started balling when I got home and saw the massacre. We managed to save the orange tree. I poured Jamison on them and blessed and thanked the Homies for their beautiful shade and life giving oxygen. Those trees have been with me for 16 years of my life. RIP I was like why the **** kill the trees when we need carpet and ****ing kitchen tiles mother ****er! Excuse me for the F bombs.  â€ª

 

That's certainly one way to get over being sad, though "seeing a massacre" is an odd turn-on.

[Tank]

is it a common thing to pour whiskey on a dead tree? 

[Jason]

is it a common thing to pour whiskey on a dead tree? 

If by "dead tree" you mean my stomach, then yes.

[Ray McKigney]

If by "dead tree" you mean my stomach, then yes.

 

Haha! Made me chuckle.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Who the hell rents the same place for 16 years?

Women who get kicked out of open house and ball some random dude just because the landlord cut down a couple of trees.

[the dude abides]

If by "dead tree" you mean my stomach, then yes.

 

The only reason I signed in this morning was to "like" this post.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Another peeve of mine: If any female posts a new photo of herself, at least one other female has to comment "beautiful", even when it clearly isn't. People in my age group are in their late 50s and early 60s, and our "hot" periods passed a long time ago - those who had one, anyway.

[yk9001]

Another peeve of mine: If any female posts a new photo of herself, at least one other female has to comment "beautiful", even when it clearly isn't. People in my age group are in their late 50s and early 60s, and our "hot" periods passed a long time ago - those who had one, anyway.

Its crazy.  I am 10 years younger than you, and I have seen it for as long as I've been on fb.  Its a constant reassurance that all of these insecure broads need.

[yk9001]

[Blarg]

God punishes little children?

[yk9001]

Why would god make any mom a diabetes mom?

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I have a segment of family that lives in Michigan who are very religious. My Uncle has been dealing with severe back pain and finally had surgery to correct it.  His posts on FB were thanking God and the surgeon for his remarkable recovery.  One comment that I thought was funny was: "Praise God for guiding the surgeon's hand".  I'm thinking, really?  It wasn't the surgeon's years of education, training and real-life experience that made it a successful surgery?  

[Taylor]

If by "dead tree" you mean my stomach, then yes.

 

You pour whiskey on your stomach? I've never heard of that fetish before.

[Jason]

You pour whiskey on your stomach? I've never heard of that fetish before.

Only the cheap stuff

[mrwicked]

 

hahaha wtf?

i want that hoodie.

[yk9001]

For the record, this is a mom with diabetes, not a mom of a diabetic child.

[Tank]

For the record, this is a mom with diabetes, not a mom of a diabetic child.

 

wow, that really drops the bar on the "poor pitiful me" crowd.

[Tank]

I'll bet she's divorced, too

[yk9001]

She actually lost a bunch of weight for the diabetes, and has kept it off.  And been married for 20+ years.

 

 

[yk9001]

FYI, Peyt's mom says Peyts has sensory processing disorder.

http://www.sensoryprocessingdisorderparentsupport.com/what-spd-parents-want-you-to-know.php

[Blarg]

Wow, 65 excuses for bad parenting and projecting their problem onto others. 

[Tank]

39 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

FYI, Peyt's mom says Peyts has sensory processing disorder.

http://www.sensoryprocessingdisorderparentsupport.com/what-spd-parents-want-you-to-know.php

45. SPD is an independent disorder which affects various aspects of how our children function on a daily basis

This was the first in the list of hand-wringing that started to explain what SPD is. Still pretty vague.

[RuledByNone]

LMAO

sensory processing disorder = lil' bastard won't listen disorder

 

And then the website link that outlays a million "rules" that other people have to follow when dealing with both them and their shitbird kid while claiming some kind of moral high ground. FO.

[Glen]

3 hours ago, Eric Notti said:

Wow, 65 excuses for bad parenting...

and a bitch ain't one. But it should be. 

[arch stanton]

So if you know your kid has a sensory processing disorder isn't it cruel to expose him to environments that send him over the top?