Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Blarg]

And then again, sometimes you are known for your fingernails, just like if you had excessive fat cells.

[Ray McKigney]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

And then again, sometimes you are known for your fingernails, just like if you had excessive fat cells.

How do they wipe their asses?

[OCAngelsNotLAA]

48 minutes ago, Ray McKigney said:

How do they wipe their asses?

How do they do anything?  I wonder if they would be interested in joining my bowling league...

[yk9001]

Uplifting. 

[mrwicked]

On 11/15/2016 at 1:31 PM, Blarg said:

And then again, sometimes you are known for your fingernails, just like if you had excessive fat cells.

reminds me of the broad at cirque du soleil show Amaluna, with the chick with the crazy sticks she balanced. was intense.

best part of the show. 

[Glen]

10 hours ago, yk9001 said:

Uplifting. 

 

[tdawg87]

There's a chick I'm friends with who's re-posted her breastfeeding selflies on FB like 5 times. 

I'm not Lou, I can't jerk off if there's a baby in the picture. Especially when he's looking right at the camera.

[Glen]

3 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

There's a chick I'm friends with who's re-posted her breastfeeding selflies on FB like 5 times. 

I'm not Lou, I can't jerk off if there's a baby in the picture. Especially when he's looking right at the camera.

Rookie.

[Glen]

On 10/20/2016 at 8:49 AM, yk9001 said:

They can miss them all they fucking want.  They don't need to post pictures of the woman's hand 10 minutes before she dies.

Its grief porn, and its stupid.

Grief porn: the only porn I can't...well, you know.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Hell, if I had known that it was that easy, 2016 wouldn't have sucked nearly as much as it did.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

For that last shot of holiday motivation. I love the inclusion of the extraneous "like", not once, but twice.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

Weird that the fingernail is painted.  I would've expected a man to create that.

It's trimmed like a mans fingernail. Does that help?

[Adam]

16 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

For that last shot of holiday motivation. I love the inclusion of the extraneous "like", not once, but twice.

Can I guess the first 3 comments?

 

1. "Love this!"

2. <3 <3 <3

3.

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. 

I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size   

But when I start to tell them, 

They think I’m telling lies. 

I say, 

It’s in the reach of my arms, 

The span of my hips,   

The stride of my step,   

The curl of my lips.   

I’m a woman 

Phenomenally. 

Phenomenal woman,   

That’s me. 

 

I walk into a room 

Just as cool as you please,   

And to a man, 

The fellows stand or 

Fall down on their knees.   

Then they swarm around me, 

A hive of honey bees.   

I say, 

It’s the fire in my eyes,   

And the flash of my teeth,   

The swing in my waist,   

And the joy in my feet.   

I’m a woman 

Phenomenally. 

 

Phenomenal woman, 

That’s me. 

 

Men themselves have wondered   

What they see in me. 

They try so much 

But they can’t touch 

My inner mystery. 

When I try to show them,   

They say they still can’t see.   

I say, 

It’s in the arch of my back,   

The sun of my smile, 

The ride of my breasts, 

The grace of my style. 

I’m a woman 

Phenomenally. 

Phenomenal woman, 

That’s me. 

 

Now you understand 

Just why my head’s not bowed.   

I don’t shout or jump about 

Or have to talk real loud.   

When you see me passing, 

It ought to make you proud. 

I say, 

It’s in the click of my heels,   

The bend of my hair,   

the palm of my hand,   

The need for my care.   

’Cause I’m a woman 

Phenomenally. 

Phenomenal woman, 

That’s me.

 

 

 

[Blarg]

I didn't make it through one stanza.

[Tank]

Wow, adam, your poetry skills have really come a long way from your "roses are red" phase.

[yk9001]

(Hugs)

[yk9001]

 

Airing out the crazy from Peyts' mom.

 

[yk9001]

Said no woman who has a guy, ever:

[AngelsLongBall]

7 hours ago, yk9001 said:

 

Airing out the crazy from Peyts' mom.

 

I mean, technically, isn't 100 proof watered down (50%)?

[Brandon]

actually, if you water down 100 proof, it's still 100 proof just in water.

[Brandon]

On 11/15/2016 at 1:31 PM, Blarg said:

And then again, sometimes you are known for your fingernails, just like if you had excessive fat cells.

world's gnarliest hand job

[Brandon]

7 hours ago, yk9001 said:

Said no woman who has a guy, ever:

 

1. suck on it often

2. vent about your problems to your friends only

3. let me dry my hands on the decorative towels

[yk9001]

My buddy sent this to me. From his fb. Very uplifting. Must be great to be perusing your Facebook and coming across this. Good times.

[Glen]

I feel the same way when I can't masturbate because my wife is home.

[Stradling]

11 hours ago, Taggart said:

 

1. suck on it often

2. vent about your problems to your friends only

3. let me dry my hands on the decorative towels

Number 3 for absolute sure.  It is great when I pick that one as the most important when blowies is one of the options.