WTF is with this bleeping weather?

[Slegnaac]

Mainly Blue Skies at LAX so far today

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

What a cock tease.

[Amazing Larry]

Man I turned off my sprinklers in anticipation of this rain. Now my begonias are going to wilt and my heart will weigh heavy.

[Angel Oracle]

And the radar does not show the big rain off the coast that is expected tomorrow.

Like I said, if this week's rains fail to materialize, game over for SoCal.

[nando714]

I got some drizzle today

[Amazing Larry]

I got some drizzle today

Fo drizzle?

[Hollyw00d]

[Hollyw00d]

NOAA: "Simulated? 30. Actual combat drops? Two, including this one."

[Guest]

F'in Eppler

[Redondo]

A steady conveyor belt of El Niño storms is what has officials concerned

 

[Adam]

Come on el puto we want some 10 car pile-ups on the 5!

[Angel Oracle]

Can only cry wolf for soooo long.

At least for SoCal, the radar continues to show the rain drying out as it approaches the SoCal beaches.

Edited January 5, 2016 by Angel Oracle

[Gavin]

Can only cry wolf for soooo long.

At least for SoCal, the radar continues to show the rain drying out as it approaches the SoCal beaches.

Hahaha. Dude. Never change AO

[Homebrewer]

Flash Flood Watch

FLOOD WATCH

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HANFORD CA

600 AM PST TUE JAN 5 2016

CAZ093-094-052200-

/O.CON.KHNX.FF.A.0001.160105T1500Z-160106T0500Z/

/00000.0.ER.000000T0000Z.000000T0000Z.000000T0000Z.OO/

MARIPOSA MADERA AND FRESNO COUNTY FOOTHILLS-

TULARE COUNTY FOOTHILLS-

INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...MARIPOSA...OAKHURST...THREE RIVERS...

SPRINGVILLE

600 AM PST TUE JAN 5 2016

...FLASH FLOOD WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT THROUGH THIS EVENING...

THE FLASH FLOOD WATCH CONTINUES FOR

* PORTIONS OF CA AND CENTRAL CALIFORNIA...INCLUDING THE

FOLLOWING AREAS...IN CA...MARIPOSA MADERA AND FRESNO COUNTY

FOOTHILLS. IN CENTRAL CALIFORNIA...TULARE COUNTY FOOTHILLS.

* THROUGH THIS EVENING.

 

 

Today

Rain before 11am, then showers, mainly after 11am. The rain could be heavy at times. High near 48. South southeast wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New precipitation amounts between a half and three quarters of an inch possible.

Tonight

Showers likely, mainly before 11pm, then rain likely after 5am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 38. Calm wind becoming east southeast around 5 mph after midnight. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New precipitation amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch possible.

Wednesday

Rain. The rain could be heavy at times. High near 46. Southeast wind 10 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New precipitation amounts between a quarter and half of an inch possible.

Wednesday Night

Rain, mainly before 5am. Low around 38. Southeast wind 5 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New precipitation amounts between a quarter and half of an inch possible.

Thursday

Rain likely, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 46. South southeast wind around 5 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New precipitation amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch possible.

Thursday Night

A 40 percent chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 35. Calm wind becoming east southeast around 5 mph.

 

Edited January 5, 2016 by Homebrewer

[nate]

For contrast

 

[Glen]

Plenty of rain in my area. I guess AO scared it up here and it left him alone.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

And even more storms predicted behind the Saturday storm too.  Jet stream now taking target at California. Might stay wet for awhile.

[Amazing Larry]

"...remain wet in zonal flow."

See... weather can be sexy.

[Hollyw00d]

ISIL released a warning that it was threatened by the size and brightness of AO's dong

[Amazing Larry]

"Flow" is not sexy.

It is to my begonias.

[Hollyw00d]

"Flow" is not sexy.

You've never been with a colored girl

[Sully151]

"Flow" is not sexy.

What are you talking about?

Edited January 5, 2016 by Sully151

[Tank]

loving this strong downpour even though i have water leaking in through one of my classroom walls and through a door jam.

 

our maintainence guys have to dig a trench outside my room in order to fix the leak. not going to be a fun (or dry) repair job for them.

[Angel Oracle]

Flow says "Kiss My Grits!".

 

Let It Rain, Let It Rain, Let It Rain!

[Glen]

"Flow" is not sexy.

Now, I don't know much about the mysterious and confusing world of the female nether regions but I do know that if the river runs red she isn't knocked up, and that in itself is a bit sexy.