Gameday Thread (5/31/24 7:10pm Apple TV+): Angels @ Mariners: Soriano on the mound, Schanuel out with left thumb soreness

[jsnpritchett]

If I Venmo a couple of you $7.99 so you can get a month of Apple TV+ will you shut the fuck up? 

 

[jsnpritchett]

Soriano had a rough bottom of the first.  Hope he can settle down.  He's by far the most entertaining starter they have right now.

[ylangel]

Sure wish I couldn’t figure out Apple TV. Wish I didn’t see what I just saw

[Angel Oracle]

16 minutes ago, TheLordofOuts said:

Fuck Steve Jobs and Fuck Apple

F Arte Morono!

[jsnpritchett]

Offense is sleepy tonight. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

Is this a picture of Moniak swinging at a pitch above his head?

[tdawg87]

This team is dookie.

[AngelsLakersFan]

41 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

The Mariners' black pants/sleeves/cap bills are awful.

I don't know about the black pants but Seattles city connect is easily in the top half of city connect uniforms, imo.

[jsnpritchett]

Just now, AngelsLakersFan said:

I don't know about the black pants but Seattles city connect is easily in the top half of city connect uniforms, imo.

These are the city connect unis.  I like the jerseys a lot.  It's just the pants and the black trim elsewhere that looks bad.

[CaliAngel]

49 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

If I Venmo a couple of you $7.99 so you can get a month of Apple TV+ will you shut the fuck up? 

 

I wouldn't want you giving them money on my behalf even if I was that cheap.

I'll trade Apple stocks/options any day of the week, but seriously fuck everything else associated with them. Their phones, their laptops, etc..., all garbage.

Planned obsolecence be damned.

[jsnpritchett]

Moniak just made a great catch to take away a HR!

[jsnpritchett]

 

[jsnpritchett]

53 pitches through 5 innings for Woo.  Lol.  Angels aren't even trying.

[AngelsLakersFan]

8 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

Moniak just made a great catch to take away a HR!

At least we get a highlight tonight!

[DMVol]

9 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

Moniak just made a great catch to take away a HR!

He’s a good defensive OF’er…..maybe a 4th OF’er but not a starter. His first month or so last year was a mirage.

[CaliAngel]

16 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

Even sweeter that it was Raleigh's that he robbed.

I can't stand that guy lol

[jsnpritchett]

1 minute ago, CaliAngel said:

Even sweeter that it was Raleigh's that he robbed.

I can't stand that guy lol

Why not?

[tdawg87]

Garbageeeeee

[jonickell25]

You can’t make this shit up. Guillermo squares to bunt but it’s called a ball. Then he swings away at the next pitch….double play. Dumbest team in the mlb. If you’re going to bunt in the first pitch…why not the next?

[Ender]

4 minutes ago, CaliAngel said:

Even sweeter that it was Raleigh's that he robbed.

I can't stand that guy lol

Was Luke Raley not Cal Raleigh.

Though I guess you also could hate Luke Raley, but far more likely tou dislike Cal Raleigh.

[CaliAngel]

2 minutes ago, Ender said:

Was Luke Raley not Cal Raleigh.

Though I guess you also could hate Luke Raley, but far more likely tou dislike Cal Raleigh.

Oh my bad...I only saw the clip from the X post, and heard the name...but yeah, it's Cal I can't stand

Just a smug asshole.

[jsnpritchett]

Carson Fulmer is warming up with the Angels down 4-0 in the 6th inning, hours after Washington said he wanted to use Fulmer more in high leverage situations.  Lol.

[Angelsjunky]

The Angels season (for me) in a few dates:

April 8 (High Point): Angels are 6-4, Trout tearing the cover off the ball (.297/.381/.757). He's back! This team might be better than we thought.

April 17 (Last Moment of Hope): Angels are 9-9, Trout cooling off a bit, but still playing well. Now if the young guys can get going, we might have a chance.

April 29 (Disaster): Angels lost 9 of 10 to go from 9-9 to 10-18 before winning a game in which Trout is hurt. Here we go again.

May 31 (The Angels, who?): After starting 9-9, and assuming a loss tonight, the Angels have gone 12-27, which is a 112-loss pace. This team really sucks. Here comes our first 100-loss season!

Worst season in my 40+ years as a fan.

Edited June 1 by Angelsjunky

[Angelsjunky]

Assuming they're 21-36 (.368), they need to play slightly better than they have to go 41-64 (.390) and get to 62-100.

Edited June 1 by Angelsjunky

[jsnpritchett]

7 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

Worst season in my 40+ years as a fan.

Hey, but Willie Calhoun has a bunch of doubles and Kevin Pillar is hitting .400!!