2024 Presidential Election

[Spirit]

40 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Keep us updated if they post anything that is actually funny. 

Will do

 

[Blarg]

42 minutes ago, Rico said:

 

The man ends his campaign, does not want to be on the ballot but cannot get officials to remove his name. Who will save RFK Jr. from this threat to Democracy? 

[Kotchman]

 

[Crampknees]

22 hours ago, Kotchman said:

My mom taught deaf kids.

That's a great thing she did.  You must have been the slow one in class. 

 

 

[Kotchman]

4 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

That's a great thing she did.  You must have been the slow one in class. 

 

 

I was the only kid in history to be county math champion and 2x suspended for fighting in 6 grade. 

[Crampknees]

1 minute ago, Kotchman said:

I was the only kid in history to be county math champion and 2x suspended for fighting in 6 grade. 

Well, being county math champion in 6th grade well get you picked on.  Glad you stood up for yourself. 

[St1ck]

 

[St1ck]

Donald Trump suggests he would win California if Jesus counted ballots

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4851377-donald-trump-dr-phil-2024-election-ballots-california-jesus/

“If Jesus Christ came down and was the vote counter, I would win California, OK?” the former president added later. “In other words, if we had an honest vote counter, a really honest vote counter — I do great with Hispanics, great, I mean at a level no Republican has ever done. But if we had an honest vote counter, I would win California.”

[cals]

4 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Donald Trump suggests he would win California if Jesus counted ballots

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4851377-donald-trump-dr-phil-2024-election-ballots-california-jesus/

“If Jesus Christ came down and was the vote counter, I would win California, OK?” the former president added later. “In other words, if we had an honest vote counter, a really honest vote counter — I do great with Hispanics, great, I mean at a level no Republican has ever done. But if we had an honest vote counter, I would win California.”

I'm pretty sure some dude named Jesus is counting the ballots in CA. 

[St1ck]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

I'm pretty sure some dude named Jesus is counting the ballots in CA. 

Hiring day laborers to count ballots isn't a terrible idea. 

[Crampknees]

16 hours ago, St1ck said:

 

For fucks sake, the grift has gotten pathetic. I am sure Blarg will have a lot of fun with his new Trump jerking guys off and dancing trading card. 

[Blarg]

3 hours ago, Crampknees said:

For fucks sake, the grift has gotten pathetic. I am sure Blarg will have a lot of fun with his new Trump jerking guys off and dancing trading card. 

I'm sure you are having fun with your Inflatable Kamala doll. And rest assured 10% isn't going to the big guy on this one.

https://www.airbod.com/products/kamala-harris?srsltid=AfmBOopeTzW7cBBHjuri2SwhwbcZumReUYfLRfDe1P4uDoKor0sOPtVy

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I'm sure you are having fun with your Inflatable Kamala doll. And rest assured 10% isn't going to the big guy on this one.

https://www.airbod.com/products/kamala-harris?srsltid=AfmBOopeTzW7cBBHjuri2SwhwbcZumReUYfLRfDe1P4uDoKor0sOPtVy

Why were you googling "Kamala blow-up dolls"?

[Crampknees]

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I'm sure you are having fun with your Inflatable Kamala doll. And rest assured 10% isn't going to the big guy on this one.

https://www.airbod.com/products/kamala-harris?srsltid=AfmBOopeTzW7cBBHjuri2SwhwbcZumReUYfLRfDe1P4uDoKor0sOPtVy

Fuck would I pay for a Kamala doll for? Watching her cause your meltdown is free. 

[Blarg]

Leave it in the back seat of Cecil's car and see if he drives off to a secluded wood. 

[St1ck]

10 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Why were you googling "Kamala blow-up dolls"?

If Kotchman knew had to use Google he would be looking for an Obama one right now. 

[Kotchman]

8 minutes ago, St1ck said:

If Kotchman knew had to use Google he would be looking for an Obama one right now. 

Yes it ships registered to vote in 6 states. 

[Crampknees]

12 minutes ago, St1ck said:

If Kotchman knew had to use Google he would be looking for an Obama one right now. 

Kotchman would get the Big Mike blow up doll where the air valve to inflate is in Big Mike's Penis. 

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Yes it ships registered to vote in 6 states. 

Damn. I hope you ordered 11,780 of them.

[Kotchman]

24 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Fuck would I pay for a Kamala doll for? Watching her cause your meltdown is free. 

If it’s life size, there’s probably more friction to be had with a mayo jar. 

[Kotchman]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Damn. I hope you ordered 11,780 of them.

I’m not Kamala’s dad. I can only afford 1 slave. 

[Spirit]

39 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Fuck would I pay for a Kamala doll for?

 

Oh, we all know the answer is a big yes

[tdawg87]

16 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

I’m not Kamala’s dad. I can only afford 1 slave. 

I don't like how you used the term "slave" in reference to blow-up dolls. 

[Blarg]

59 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Why were you googling "Kamala blow-up dolls"?

Because they were all out of Pelosi blow up dolls, some dickhead in New Hampshire bought up their entire stock. 

[tdawg87]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Because they were all out of Pelosi blow up dolls, some dickhead in New Hampshire bought up their entire stock. 

You can inflate them.