Bud Norris

[Lou E Ville]

Bud Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

 

There used to be a street named after Bud Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Bud Norris.

 

Bud Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.

 

Bud Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

 

Jesus walked on water, but Bud Norris can swim through land.

 

Bud Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

Bud Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He simply scares the poo out of it.

 

Bud Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 

Death once had a near Bud Morris experience.

 

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Bud Norris stories.

 

Bud Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bud Norris.

 

Bud Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

 

Bud Norris once got bit by a rattle snake....after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.

 

 

[seenoevil]

If we lose to bud, out comes the budwiser

[AngelArcher]

Bud Norris had a 4.50 era against every team but the Angels.

 

Oh yeah and he's a dick.

[tdawg87]

Baseball is weird. Some pitchers just have nothing but success against certain teams regardless of how good they are.

 

Although at some point the Angels need to look at taking a different approach to Norris because what he is doing to them goes way beyond "having success."

[Lou E Ville]

Bud Norris once stared down Mike Trout and limited him to a single.

[seenoevil]

Bud Bundy!

 

Bud Norris once stared down Mike Trout and limited him to a single.

 

Bud is a beast

[Bruce Nye]

My biggest surprise in this thread is not seeing the overused "Cy" reference to Norris.

[Halo4life714]

Just flat out dominates the Angels.

[AngelArcher]

Cy Young once won a Bud Norris award.

[Angel Oracle]

He's just about like the Cards' Larry Jaster against the Raviners in 1966, when he threw FIVE shutouts against them that year.

That of course was fun.

This is NOT fun, although at least he won't get a win tonight.

[Lou E Ville]

Bud Norris throws a knuckle ball with one finger. It clocks in at 99 on the gun.

[EDinTUSTIN]

Cy Young once won a Bud Norris award.

LOL  I think Bruce might get a kick out of that! Well done.

[AngelArcher]

He actually lowered his ERA vs the Angels tonight. What was it 0.4something coming in? Please get traded to the NL.

[The God of Runs]

Trade Blanton + cash for Bud Norris

[EDinTUSTIN]

He actually lowered his ERA vs the Angels tonight. What was it 0.4something coming in? Please get traded to the NL.

LOL  A lot of no name pitchers do.

[Lou E Ville]

Bud Norris once allowed a home run with the bases loaded. All four runners stayed on third, afraid to score on Bud Norris.

[Inside Pitch]

Bud Norris, the new Brad Radke.

[nando714]

Bud Norris to Texas

What a sick joke that'd be

[JB Abell]

Baseball is weird. Some pitchers just have nothing but success against certain teams regardless of how good they are.

Although at some point the Angels need to look at taking a different approach to Norris because what he is doing to them goes way beyond "having success."

Yeah and for some pitchers its the exact opposite. If you used Felix Hernandez's stats vs the angels to evaluate him he wouldn't be called king Felix. Last year he had over a 6.00 ERA against us.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Baseball is weird. Some pitchers just have nothing but success against certain teams regardless of how good they are.

 

And some hitters against certain pitchers. Bob Uecker, a career .200 hitter, used to light up Sandy Koufax, a dominant Hall of Fame pitcher. He once hit a pinch-hit grand slam off of him. "Neither of us can explain it", Uecker once said.