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[Blarg]

25 minutes ago, cals said:

Biden.  Jesus, Blarg.

[T.G.]

Given Blarg's diminished mental capacity (as evident in this thread), I move that he be removed as moderator.  I feel it is my duty as an unbiased observer to bring this motion forward.

[St1ck]

6 minutes ago, T.G. said:

Given Blarg's diminished mental capacity (as evident in this thread), I move that he be removed as moderator.  I feel it is my duty as an unbiased observer to bring this motion forward.

I second that. 

[cals]

23 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I second that. 

Motion carried.

@Chuckster70, you gotta do it.  It was legal.

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, T.G. said:

Given Blarg's diminished mental capacity (as evident in this thread), I move that he be removed as moderator.  I feel it is my duty as an unbiased observer to bring this motion forward.

But Blarg isn't a moderator*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*allegedly

[Kotchman]

Blarg isn’t senile. He’s Taylor at 85

[m0nkey]

Blarg can't focus after his 43rd anniversary sex yesterday

[cals]

1 minute ago, m0nkey said:

Blarg can't focus after his 43rd anniversary sex yesterday

[Blarg]

25 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Blarg can't focus after his 43rd anniversary sex yesterday

 Speaking of which, I wish we hadn't lost so much content from the message board switch over. The Anniversary thread had the memorable post by @mrwicked about how he would get @Adam and @Brandon to perform Dust in the Wind while he tossed Skittles into my wife's face. I think that was our 33rd anniversary. 

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Kotchman said:

Blarg isn’t senile. He’s Taylor at 85

Banning Kotchman. 

[cals]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

Banning Kotchman. 

You better fucking not 

[m0nkey]

4 minutes ago, Blarg said:

 Speaking of which, I wish we hadn't lost so much content from the message board switch over. The Anniversary thread had the memorable post by @mrwicked about how he would get @Adam and @Brandon to perform Dust in the Wind while he tossed Skittles into my wife's face. I think that was our 33rd anniversary. 

Shit was it really 43 yesterday?

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

 Speaking of which, I wish we hadn't lost so much content from the message board switch over. The Anniversary thread had the memorable post by @mrwicked about how he would get @Adam and @Brandon to perform Dust in the Wind while he tossed Skittles into my wife's face. I think that was our 33rd anniversary. 

I think that was the: " Slap her on the ass and say, now go make me a sammich " post.

[Blarg]

Domino's and a 2 litre. 

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Shit was it really 43 yesterday?

Yup. And to quote my grandfather about anniversaries, It's been a good fight. 

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Domino's and a 2 litre. 

Ha. That's it.

[Kotchman]

36 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Banning Kotchman. 

Happy belated anniversary 

[Blarg]

Yeah, it's unfortunately tied to my Mother's death two years ago and all of my siblings only remember that so I get the text chain about Mom. My oldest brothers anniversary drops on 9/11 so we are both kinda cursed. 

[Brandon]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

 Speaking of which, I wish we hadn't lost so much content from the message board switch over. The Anniversary thread had the memorable post by @mrwicked about how he would get @Adam and @Brandon to perform Dust in the Wind while he tossed Skittles into my wife's face. I think that was our 33rd anniversary. 

Time flies!

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Banning Kotchman. 

If you ban Kotchman does that automatically ban cals like at the end of Fight Club?

[Taylor]

29 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Yeah, it's unfortunately tied to my Mother's death two years ago and all of my siblings only remember that so I get the text chain about Mom. My oldest brothers anniversary drops on 9/11 so we are both kinda cursed. 

My son was born on 9/11. 

[cals]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

If you ban Kotchman does that automatically ban cals like at the end of Fight Club?

If you were in Fight Club you’d be Meatloaf with the giant man boobs.

[Lou]

 

 

[cals]

If you had to pick one AW member who would break the first rule of Fight Club, do you think anyone would pick anyone else other than @Taylor?

[Blarg]

Create a poll.