So I moved to Hawaii.

[Taylor]

10 minutes ago, cals said:

No dude you’re not.  The entire reason I keep going on is that you won’t acknowledge that Larry and I are right and your happy, fun, gay and naive view of Hawaii is bullshit.  Sure this place can be cool and most people are fine (to your face), but the anti-white sentiment and general douchebaggery is pervasive, even if not totally obvious to an oblivious tourist.

You sound triggered.

[Taylor]

Keep up the good work, Blarg!

[St1ck]

11 minutes ago, cals said:

Bunch of fatties on the beach today. 

[St1ck]

Just now, cals said:

There’s a AW function on Poipu Beach today.

This is an obvious lie because everyone knows no women post here. 

[Lou]

43 minutes ago, St1ck said:

This is an obvious lie because everyone knows no women post here. 

You've obviously never read the GDT

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

You've obviously never read the GDT

I usually try to avoid it. It can get a bit negative in there. 

Or is that the joke?

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, cals said:

There’s a AW function on Poipu Beach today.

Now I'm getting FOMO. I'd love to be hanging out at the Grand Hyatt right now.

[Tank]

For someone who’s at an island paradise, you sure seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time with a bunch of guys on the internet. 
 

You should try snuba. It’s fantastic.

[Blarg]

23 minutes ago, cals said:

You could come hang out with me.  I took one of those girlie feet in the sand photos just for you.

Holy shit, a giant bellyfish washed up on shore. 

[Blarg]

3 minutes ago, Tank said:

For someone who’s at an island paradise, you sure seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time with a bunch of guys on the internet. 
 

You should try snuba. It’s fantastic.

He is missing an amazing game by Ohtani while posting giant bellyfish pictures. 

[arch stanton]

It is a damn shame that you're so fat

[Blarg]

19 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m with my family.  My choice is listen to a couple of screaming kids and an annoyed wife or be abused by you guys.  

Next week I’ll be even more on here.  My conference is on Maui and I’m going alone while the family flies home.  What the hell can I do on Maui alone?  Maybe @ten ocho recon scout or @Lhalo or @notherhalo or somebody will decide to take a last minute trip to Maui for 4 days so I have someone to drink with.

Wow, and I even have the time off and no invite. I'm hurt. 

[Lou]

[Tank]

7 hours ago, Lou said:

would love to know what you typed in the search box for this one.

[Tank]

8 hours ago, cals said:

If you have any photos of snuba I’d like to see them.  I’m a fan of the colors blue and yellow.

no.

[St1ck]

15 hours ago, cals said:

You could come hang out with me.  I took one of those girlie feet in the sand photos just for you.

 

[notherhalo]

On 4/21/2022 at 12:10 AM, cals said:

I’m with my family.  My choice is listen to a couple of screaming kids and an annoyed wife or be abused by you guys.  

Next week I’ll be even more on here.  My conference is on Maui and I’m going alone while the family flies home.  What the hell can I do on Maui alone?  Maybe @ten ocho recon scout or @Lhalo or @notherhalo or somebody will decide to take a last minute trip to Maui for 4 days so I have someone to drink with.

Thanks for the invite but terrible news, got married.  Life is over.

[notherhalo]

I took a last min trip to Hawaii for drinking once.  

My buddy brought over his ex gf to my pad while we were all drinking and I ended up going to dinner w her, but that was it.

Than she invited me to go out drinking again and we ended up after 2am at the upstairs pool hall in Ktown on Vermont x 5th at 3am where it's byob and everything goes.   She took off her shirt and let me motorboat them while we made out.  That was the end of the night.

She has really really big ones and she's thin.

Than she came over my house and after watching Il Postino she gave me a topless lap dance and made out with me and then bounced rather suddenly.  when she was in my driveway walking away, she told me, "let's meet in Hawaii" (where she lives, she was visiting) and winked and blew a kiss.

I was pissed.   Also her huge tits looked like big runny eggs that moved away from each other like the Fonz when he sticks his thumb out and goes "heyyy".  I saw that when she took her top off and it was not erotic at all.

So, a few days later I traded some miles for a ticket and popped a Cialis (2nd time, first time was carnival cruise after Mexico stop) so I wouldn't get whiskey D.

I flew with some lame ass probably passportless couple beside me talking about how they planned this shit for a year and was so looking forward to the trip (the kind of hellish place I'm in now).   

She picked me up from the airport and we went many cool places.   We walked naked through some part and I was having an excellent flaccid penis day, maybe the best ever (thanks Mexican Cialis).  I even tied the dogs leash to my dong instead of holding it, to be funny but quickly undid it in case the dog would run away.  It was a thin leash, even on my best day I'm surprised I could pull that off.

After lots more drinking and stuff we went to her paid there and in bed when I would kiss on her, she was disinterested, she said not yet.   I had the goddamn statue of liberty attached to my groin area for hours that night, and the rest of the trip was more of the same and it was irritating.

On the last day, drinking at a local place before the airport she told me, "everyone knows me here so it's kind of a problem if I bang you, but I've fantasized about us having a threesome.   Come to Oahu", which she described as a trashy island Hawaii and said "well have a threesome there"

Fuck that

I asked my buddy who had her as a girlfriend about it and he said, "I should have told you, with that girl she likes it to the point where you have to ask yourself, is this even consentual at all anymore?"

That was probably the last impromptu trip to Maui for me.   Thanks for the invite @cals

[Blarg]

I feel like I just read something from a 1985 Penthouse forum. 

[Jason]

On 4/20/2022 at 4:51 PM, Taylor said:

Now I'm getting FOMO. I'd love to be hanging out at the Grand Hyatt right now.

I’m old and had to look up FOMO

[Jason]

1 hour ago, notherhalo said:

I took a last min trip to Hawaii for drinking once.  

My buddy brought over his ex gf to my pad while we were all drinking and I ended up going to dinner w her, but that was it.

Than she invited me to go out drinking again and we ended up after 2am at the upstairs pool hall in Ktown on Vermont x 5th at 3am where it's byob and everything goes.   She took off her shirt and let me motorboat them while we made out.  That was the end of the night.

She has really really big ones and she's thin.

Than she came over my house and after watching Il Postino she gave me a topless lap dance and made out with me and then bounced rather suddenly.  when she was in my driveway walking away, she told me, "let's meet in Hawaii" (where she lives, she was visiting) and winked and blew a kiss.

I was pissed.   Also her huge tits looked like big runny eggs that moved away from each other like the Fonz when he sticks his thumb out and goes "heyyy".  I saw that when she took her top off and it was not erotic at all.

So, a few days later I traded some miles for a ticket and popped a Cialis (2nd time, first time was carnival cruise after Mexico stop) so I wouldn't get whiskey D.

I flew with some lame ass probably passportless couple beside me talking about how they planned this shit for a year and was so looking forward to the trip (the kind of hellish place I'm in now).   

She picked me up from the airport and we went many cool places.   We walked naked through some part and I was having an excellent flaccid penis day, maybe the best ever (thanks Mexican Cialis).  I even tied the dogs leash to my dong instead of holding it, to be funny but quickly undid it in case the dog would run away.  It was a thin leash, even on my best day I'm surprised I could pull that off.

After lots more drinking and stuff we went to her paid there and in bed when I would kiss on her, she was disinterested, she said not yet.   I had the goddamn statue of liberty attached to my groin area for hours that night, and the rest of the trip was more of the same and it was irritating.

On the last day, drinking at a local place before the airport she told me, "everyone knows me here so it's kind of a problem if I bang you, but I've fantasized about us having a threesome.   Come to Oahu", which she described as a trashy island Hawaii and said "well have a threesome there"

Fuck that

I asked my buddy who had her as a girlfriend about it and he said, "I should have told you, with that girl she likes it to the point where you have to ask yourself, is this even consentual at all anymore?"

That was probably the last impromptu trip to Maui for me.   Thanks for the invite @cals

That’s a fantastic story! The best part is you tied a dog down to your hog 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

I feel like I just read something from a 1985 Penthouse forum. 

Except he didn’t score 

[notherhalo]

44 minutes ago, Jason said:

That’s a fantastic story! The best part is you tied a dog down to your hog 

Hog is a flattering description, more like little piggy       hung like a light switch

maybe thats why the marriage isnt going so good

 

@cals  do you do divorces?

[Tank]

5 hours ago, Blarg said:

I feel like I just read something from a 1985 Penthouse forum. 

minus the happy ending.

those letters were always hilarious. in college there was a guy on my dorm floor who would read the letters to a group of us in a funny way and make funny sounds and voices. we called it uncle dave's story hour.

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

minus the happy ending.

those letters were always hilarious. in college there was a guy on my dorm floor who would read the letters to a group of us in a funny way and make funny sounds and voices. we called it uncle dave's story hour.

Yeah, you were definitely in juvy... you're not fooling me.