Gameday Thread: Astros @ Angels (4/8/22): Detmers on the mound, Rojas in RF

[T.G.]

Game 2 and some of you are ready to jump off a cliff.  
 

[Bronson]

If Trout doesn’t lay into his teammates in the clubhouse after this game he doesn’t care about winning. Period. Don’t say you’re sick of this and just stand around biting your fingers. Take charge of your guys. 

[Angelsjunky]

I'd rather be watching Hasslehoff's cheeseburger video.

[Mark68]

3 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

I'm kind of confused. Have the announcers talked about the Angels at all during this game? I mean, even once, except in passing?

Maybe the first inning?

[tdawg87]

 

[Bronson]

Just release Herget. Any halfway decent hitter will light him up.

[beatlesrule]

1 minute ago, True Grich said:

Game 2 and some of you are ready to jump off a cliff.  
 

Well they are getting embarrassed at home by a division rival. It's certainly not good.

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Now that the game is likely out of reach, I expect the offense to put up 2-3 runs, maybe a dinger...

[Angelsjunky]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

 

I liked the Playboy sticking out of his bag. What movie is that?

[tdawg87]

Just now, Angelsjunky said:

I liked the Playboy sticking out of his bag. What movie is that?

No idea. But it made me laugh and reminded me that even though my baseball team is terrible, I still have a small dick.

[Angelsjunky]

Great, Hymen Barria.

[Amazing Larry]

1 minute ago, Angels_Make_Me_Drink said:

Now that the game is likely out of reach, I expect the offense to put up 2-3 runs, maybe a dinger...

If Pujols was still in the lineup it would be a guaranteed HR. 

[Angelsjunky]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

No idea. But it made me laugh and reminded me that even though my baseball team is terrible, I still have a small dick.

I'm sorry.

[Jay]

4 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Game 2 and some of you are ready to jump off a cliff.  
 

Hopefully you're getting a laugh out of it as "some of us" are.

 

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

4 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Game 2 and some of you are ready to jump off a cliff.  
 

Call me Thelma or Louise then.  I'll be back to MST3K my sarcastic mouth through these games, though.

[bloodbrother]

13 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

To get banned from baseball for 10 years?

They are already serving a 10 year ban of the playoffs

[fan_since79]

4 minutes ago, Bronson said:

If Trout doesn’t lay into his teammates in the clubhouse after this game he doesn’t care about winning. Period. Don’t say you’re sick of this and just stand around biting your fingers. Take charge of your guys. 

Mike made 200 grand tonight. Just another day at the office.

I'll be happy if he erupts but don't expect it. He's 0-3 by the way.

[tdawg87]

So far this season the script writers aren't even trying. 

[Angelsjunky]

YES!!!!!

[Blarg]

well... shit. The Angels are not easing any pain from todays elbow surgery. Looks like I might as well down some more pain meds and call it a night.

[Jay]

Yikes

[Amazing Larry]

I’d like to report a rape in progress. 

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Lmao Barria.

[Biergott]

I hate leaving games early but fuck this noise

[Angelsjunky]

This game is becoming the baseball equivalent of Tommy Wiseau's The Room.