Opening Day Gameday Thread: Astros vs. Angels (4-7-2022)

[UndertheHalo]

I think this Valdez character looks developmentally challenged.  I bet my man had to use the special kids reading room when it was time to read 4th grade stories in class.  

[tdawg87]

Just now, UndertheHalo said:

I think this Valdez character looks developmentally challenged.  I bet my man had to use the special kids reading room when it was time to read 4th grade stories in class.  

And he's cutting apart the Angels.

[Vlad27Trout27]

How the heck is Valdez so difficult to hit? he only throws 2 pitches..

[eligrba4ever]

If Maddon only has three outfielders and one is named Trout and he's not in CF, there is a reason for that. Maybe the Millville Meteor will play more than 36 games this season.

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

I'm looking forward to this season more than I have any other season in quite a while. 

Dumbass 

[bloodbrother]

6 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Lol 

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

And he's cutting apart the Angels.

Ya.  I mean you know how this goes. 

[TBM-850]

2 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

I think this Valdez character looks developmentally challenged.  I bet my man had to use the special kids reading room when it was time to read 4th grade stories in class.  

His parents named him Framber. That would mess anyone up.

[Angelsjunky]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

Are you watching the Kolkata Knight Riders?

I thought that was an Indian David Hasslehoff tribute band until I searched it.

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

I think this Valdez character looks developmentally challenged.  I bet my man had to use the special kids reading room when it was time to read 4th grade stories in class.  

Developmentally challenged or not he's dominating the Angels right now.

[UndertheHalo]

Trout is gonna hit a home run don’t worry about it. 

[UndertheHalo]

Just now, Taylor said:

Developmentally challenged or not he's dominating the Angels right now.

Yes. 

[Taylor]

What's Ohtani's pitch count max?

[Angelsjunky]

The Astros have a guy who hit .294/.359/.557 hitting 6th.

[eligrba4ever]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Developmentally challenged or not he's dominating the Angels right now.

He's Opening Day starter and Verlander is not.

[Lou]

Just now, Taylor said:

What's Ohtani's pitch count max?

411 

[tdawg87]

Just now, Taylor said:

What's Ohtani's pitch count max?

Yes

[Lou]

Just now, Angelsjunky said:

The Astros have a guy who hit .294/.359/.557 hitting 6th.

I hate you.

[Vlad27Trout27]

Just now, Taylor said:

What's Ohtani's pitch count max?

1st start, with a short spring, maybe 80-85

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, Angelsjunky said:

The Astros have a guy who hit .294/.359/.557 hitting 6th.

The Angels have a guy with like a .350 SLG hitting 4th.

[Vlad27Trout27]

1 minute ago, Angelsjunky said:

The Astros have a guy who hit .294/.359/.557 hitting 6th.

Well we have the All-star Walsh hitting 6th!

[jsnpritchett]

1 minute ago, Angelsjunky said:

The Astros have a guy who hit .294/.359/.557 hitting 6th.

Maddon would probably hit him 8th.

[bloodbrother]

Tucker had his soul stolen from him there

[Vlad27Trout27]

Just now, Taylor said:

The Angels have a guy with like a .350 SLG hitting 4th.

That's Mr. "Only hit of the night" for you!

[bloodbrother]

I think they'll give Ohtani 80-85 pitches and 5 innings