The 2022 Official Light The FAILos Thread

[HanfordGuy]

On 4/9/2022 at 1:26 PM, Lou said:

If I were a betting man...

 

On 4/9/2022 at 1:56 PM, Angel Oracle said:

If I was a rich man…

If I were King Of The Forest…

 

[Angelsjunky]

Here's a minor vent: Why is it that Matt Duffy has played in fewer games and PA than Wade, Fletcher, and Rojas?

Thafuk.

[Angel Oracle]

I’m f*cking sick and I’m f*cking tired, of scrubs dominating this team year in and year out!

Scrub Luzardo will have a 5-6 ERA against everyone else!

This offense can go F itself!!!!

Edited April 13, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Taylor]

Rendon cares again!

[Angel Oracle]

If this offense doesn’t get started against a bad Rangers pitching staff, then this season will end up sucking!!!!

[Kotchman]

I’d pay money to here AO miked up as manager for the day. Preferably a day when everyone sucks. 

[Stradling]

I’m livid we are only at .500 six games in. Livid.  

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

Vlad Jr. hit 3 HRs today but we have baldoquin

[Lou]

20 minutes ago, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

Vlad Jr. hit 3 HRs today but we have baldoquin

No, we don't.

[Angel Oracle]

At this rate, the Halos are many moons from getting back to the post-season, even with six teams in it.

No fundamentals

No hitting

No middle innings pitching 

No effective managing 

No effective scouting 

No effective ownership 

Might as well be the freaking Pirates!

Name one other MLB team in recent memory that has wasted so much payroll?

 

Edited April 15, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

Like I said before, Pirates/O’s/D-Backs will all win 100 games before the Halos finish over .500.

This franchise has been a show since 2016.

Edited April 15, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[AngelsLakersFan]

17 hours ago, Lou said:

No, we don't.

[Lou]

On 4/8/2022 at 10:27 PM, Angel Oracle said:

EIGHT HRs to ZERO

This team ABSOLUTELY reeks at power hitting.

We lead the majors in home runs.

[St1ck]

9 minutes ago, Lou said:

We lead the majors in home runs.

I wonder if AO is this much of a spazz in real life. Like if he goes to the store and one of the cart's wheels is wobbly just he just start screaming at the top of his lungs?

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

I wonder if AO is this much of a spazz in real life. Like if he goes to the store and one of the cart's wheels is wobbly just he just start screaming at the top of his lungs?

He's already self-banned from Home Depot and Olive Garden.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

I wonder if AO is this much of a spazz in real life. Like if he goes to the store and one of the cart's wheels is wobbly just he just start screaming at the top of his lungs?

Bananas are 68 cents a pound!!!  Damn the cheap owners of Albertson's!!

[Inside Pitch]

8 hours ago, St1ck said:

I wonder if AO is this much of a spazz in real life. Like if he goes to the store and one of the cart's wheels is wobbly just he just start screaming at the top of his lungs?

Id pay top dollar to watch that...

[Angel Oracle]

10 hours ago, St1ck said:

I wonder if AO is this much of a spazz in real life. Like if he goes to the store and one of the cart's wheels is wobbly just he just start screaming at the top of his lungs?

 

[tdawg87]

Bubbles!

[Angel Oracle]

Countdown: 167 more days 

[T.G.]

AO, when was the last time you had a vacation?

[Angel Oracle]

9 2/3 months to full retirement age

[UndertheHalo]

On 4/19/2022 at 9:49 AM, Angel Oracle said:

9 2/3 months to full retirement age

Hell ya man 

[failos]

[Angel Oracle]

Double or nothing 

Halos win tonight, I’ll have two blue cheese salad dressings.

Halos lose, no blue cheese salad dressing.