The Official 2022 Los Angeles Angels Minor League Stats, Reports & Scouting Thread

[Docwaukee]

If he's 261 then I'm 180.  And it's glorious.  I don't care about his poundage.  Just hit the shit out of the ball.  

[Docwaukee]

3 minutes ago, Inside Pitch said:

He's got 160K to spend on Taco Bell, so maybe not for a couple months.

He's 261 out of college.  he might actually lose weight if he ate at TB for several months.  Dude probably ate biscuits and gravy 4-5 times a week.  They don't serve grits at TB.  

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Inside Pitch said:

He's got 160K to spend on Taco Bell, so maybe not for a couple months.

The $160K is for hookers and blow.

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Docwaukee said:

They don't serve grits at TB

Well, if he makes it to AA… they might in Arkansas 

[Docwaukee]

Just now, T.G. said:

The $160K is for hookers and blow.

I mean...if anyone might benefit from a coke habit...

just don't suck his power.  

How about just a normal diet.  With the occasional carrot or cucumber.  Something green.  Even if there's blue cheese dressing on it.  

[Docwaukee]

1 minute ago, T.G. said:

Well, if he makes it to AA… they might in Arkansas 

he's in AA.  in Alabama on the border of Tennessee.  Chances are he's gonna stay fat.  And my new hero if he makes it.  

[arch stanton]

I just said the same thing in the other thread. Get someplace where the tea isn’t half sugar and where you aren’t bound by law to cover your food in gravy and he may be ok. Remember how Charles Barkley transformed after he left Auburn?

[Angel Oracle]

5 hours ago, Docwaukee said:

He's 261 out of college.  he might actually lose weight if he ate at TB for several months.  Dude probably ate biscuits and gravy 4-5 times a week.  They don't serve grits at TB.  

Those grits are hard to resist.   No self-respecting southerner cooks instant grits.

[ScottM]

I'm all the way in on Sonny D. Prince Fielder was 275* lbs. Stick this dude at DH and let him rake. 

[Chuck]

11 minutes ago, ScottSted said:

I'm all the way in on Sonny D. Prince Fielder was 275* lbs. Stick this dude at DH and let him rake. 

He's got a knock and a walk already in today's game. Bring him up if he keeps raking and dump Walsh in a trade. 

 

[Angelsjunky]

I think the soonest you ever want to call up any prospect, no matter how good they're playing, is after they slump and then recover. You want to see how they adjust.

Of course if DiChiara hits like this for the remainder of the AA season, it might be tempting to make him a September call up. And why not?

[Angels 1961]

44 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

I think the soonest you ever want to call up any prospect, no matter how good they're playing, is after they slump and then recover. You want to see how they adjust.

Of course if DiChiara hits like this for the remainder of the AA season, it might be tempting to make him a September call up. And why not?

He would be on 40-man roster. Only been a couple of games for the Steve Bilko clone

[BTH]

It’s been 2 games, and I know the Angels suck, but let’s chill on the DiChiara to the majors talk.

[Inside Pitch]

17 hours ago, Docwaukee said:

If he's 261 then I'm 180.  And it's glorious.  I don't care about his poundage.  Just hit the shit out of the ball.  

"261"

[tdawg87]

Bro looks like me and I'm well over 300.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Inside Pitch said:

"261"

No stolen bases? 

[tdawg87]

He is now known as Shrek.

There will be no discussion.

[UndertheHalo]

6 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

He is now known as Shrek.

There will be no discussion.

Lmao look at his pants.  My man is a fucking chonk.  Shrek!

Edited August 1, 2022 by UndertheHalo

[ArkyAngelsFan]

19 hours ago, T.G. said:

Well, if he makes it to AA… they might in Arkansas 

Correction. They WILL in Arkansas. 

And if he goes to a Waffle House they will smother everything in gravy pretty much!!!

~ArkyAngelsFan~

[Chuck]

 

[Chuck]

 

[ThisismineScios]

Neto home run. 

[Chuck]

 

[HaloSpurs]

Shame there was no video feed for that one

[Jason]

17 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

Lmao look at his pants.  My man is a fucking chonk.  Shrek!