Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Taylor]

In case your Christmas shopping isn't done yet, this last-minute gift idea:

 

 

In case you're wondering, yes, this fabulous gadget does exist. $9.99 on Amazon.com.

 

Dang, if I had seen this last week, I would have ordered it for the white elephant party I'm going to tomorrow.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I hadn't thought of that. We are having one in about two weeks, which should be plenty of time to get one in. Thanks, Taylor.

[Taylor]

I hadn't thought of that. We are having one in about two weeks, which should be plenty of time to get one in. Thanks, Taylor.

 

[Tank]

I hadn't thought of that. We are having one in about two weeks, which should be plenty of time to get one in. Thanks, Taylor.

 

um, you're not going with the ol' aw.com favorite, the hutzler 571 banana slicer?!?

 

here, before it's too late: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

[gotbeer]

um, you're not going with the ol' aw.com favorite, the hutzler 571 banana slicer?!?

 

here, before it's too late: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

 

If he orders in 12 hours, he can get same day delivery, in time for his party.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

um, you're not going with the ol' aw.com favorite, the hutzler 571 banana slicer?!?

 

One day I spent about an hour reading the reviews that people have posted about the Hutzler 571. Some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. That led me to other products that people have posted similar reviews for, like this literary classic:

 

http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1417669304&sr=8-/url%5D1&keywords=avoid+huge+ships'>How to Avoid Huge Ships

Edited December 4, 2014 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Tank]

vegas, you might also enjoy this video:

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

That is brilliant.

[Tank]

yeah, that was pretty well done.

Edited December 4, 2014 by Tank

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Redondo]

 

One day I spent about an hour reading the reviews that people have posted about the Hutzler 571. Some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. That led me to other products that people have posted similar reviews for, like this literary classic:

 

How to Avoid Huge Ships

 

Some of the reviews are classic, lol

[Schildog]

 

 

erm

[Redondo]

 

 

The NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image, which is even more dramatic than fiction, captures the chaotic activity atop a pillar of gas and dust, three light-years tall, which is being eaten away by the brilliant light from nearby bright stars. (NASA/ESA/Hubble Heritage Team) 

 

[TobiasFunke]

[Schildog]

That's the USC defensive back saving his drowning niece.

[mtangelsfan]

No, that dude landed in the pool. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm still worried about him though.

[Blarg]

Because black people can't swim?

[mtangelsfan]

Of course not........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, maybe.

[Stradling]

Of course not........

ok, maybe.

Wopphil would be proud of this comment.

[Redondo]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[JAHV76]

Is she a recruiter at that Florida College?

[JAHV76]

I've had to make one of these in between the Bakersfield and Fresno route on 99.

[Blarg]

Is she a recruiter at that Florida College?

 

She's a vegan from Oregon.

[JAHV76]

She's a vegan from Oregon.

She must like cucumbers.