Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[HanfordGuy]

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[Vegas Halo Fan]

[HanfordGuy]

[Tank]

11 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Some bargains are just too good to pass up. Thanks to my neighborhood Vons for this jewel. Membership has its perks.

now you can finally get that boat you've had your eye on. congratulations!

[HanfordGuy]

[cals]

Millennials even age pathetically.

[HanfordGuy]

[Blarg]

You need to lay off the meme generator. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

15 hours ago, Tank said:

now you can finally get that boat you've had your eye on. congratulations!

And it's only because I have a membership t Vons that I would have even gotten that generous discount. If the clearance price was $5.47, I guess that the sale price would have been $5.48.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[HanfordGuy]

[HanfordGuy]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 2/6/2023 at 7:38 PM, HanfordGuy said:

The last one hits a little close to home. In a past life, I used to create applications in dBASE III and dBASE IV, which are largely based upon the C programming language. Debugging the programs could be a whole bag of fun, especially when the application had a couple thousand lines of code and I was trying to find an open loop in multiple nested sub-applications.

 

Edited February 8, 2023 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Now that the Chinese have done it, everyone is going to be sending surveillance balloons here.

Mexico

Canada

[HanfordGuy]

26 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Mexico

Hopefully it’s filled with good candy and not some super fiery tamarindo candy.

[Redondo]

The snowman was set up between Buffalo Run Road and Rodeo Drive in the City of Buffalo and measured approximately 30 feet in height and 20 feet in width

[cals]

17 minutes ago, Redondo said:

The snowman was set up between Buffalo Run Road and Rodeo Drive in the City of Buffalo and measured approximately 30 feet in height and 20 feet in width

You got this from Fox but didn’t wanna show the link, right?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

11 hours ago, Redondo said:

The snowman was set up between Buffalo Run Road and Rodeo Drive in the City of Buffalo and measured approximately 30 feet in height and 20 feet in width

When I was in college, a couple of my fraternity brothers built a giant snow penis in front of the house. It was brilliant artwork, anatomically correct, even had veins in it. One of the sisters from the sorority house across the street got the bright idea to knock it over with her car. She drove into our yard and took a run at the sculpture. The problem was that they had built it over the fire hydrant that sat in the yard, so the only thing that got knocked was her car.

Fun times.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Here comes another one.

[HanfordGuy]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Here comes another one.

[HanfordGuy]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

When I was in college, a couple of my fraternity brothers built a giant snow penis in front of the house. It was brilliant artwork, anatomically correct, even had veins in it. One of the sisters from the sorority house across the street got the bright idea to knock it over with her car. She drove into our yard and took a run at the sculpture. The problem was that they had built it over the fire hydrant that sat in the yard, so the only thing that got knocked was her car.

Fun times.

Our fraternity at Fresno State decided to have a snow party, so we went to Sierra Summit with trucks and trailers and made several trips throughout the night to bring back snow. One of our brothers worked at Sierra Summit and had use of a bobcat to help move the snow. Someone decided it would be funny to drop some snow on the large stone cross in front of another frat house. When he approached the cross with the scoop shovel of snow, he knocked a chunk of the cross off before dumping the snow. He came back not dumping the payload and later the frat with cross blamed their rival fraternity for the destruction. Several bloody fights broke out that semester between those two houses. Good times.

[cals]

2 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

Our fraternity at Fresno State decided to have a snow party, so we went to Sierra Summit with trucks and trailers and made several trips throughout the night to bring back snow. One of our brothers worked at Sierra Summit and had use of a bobcat to help move the snow. Someone decided it would be funny to drop some snow on the large stone cross in front of another frat house. When he approached the cross with the scoop shovel of snow, he knocked a chunk of the cross off before dumping the snow. He came back not dumping the payload and later the frat with cross blamed their rival fraternity for the destruction. Several bloody fights broke out that semester between those two houses. Good times.

Probably not a lot of future doctors or scientists in that bunch.