Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[HanfordGuy]

On 10/26/2022 at 10:17 AM, St1ck said:

Lou's zany adventures to the mailbox?

[HanfordGuy]

On 10/25/2022 at 10:08 PM, Blarg said:

My Mom had her trash can roll all the way to the gate at the senior community, about two blocks away during a heavy wind. One of her neighbors watched roll right past their house and retrieved it for her when it came to a stop. 

For all we are is garbage cans in the wind…

I close my eyes…

 

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[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

those aren't nearly as epic as his adventures taking out the trash and running into his *hot neighbor.

 

*allegedly

Or the time he negotiated a $17/hr salary with his dad's buddy as a 12 year old. 

[cals]

5 hours ago, katie said:

I was staying in Chicago last summer and didn’t have a dedicated parking spot this year.  So I had to find street parking for my GMC full size, crew cab truck.  I became the worlds greatest parallel parker.

[katie]

3 hours ago, cals said:

I was staying in Chicago last summer and didn’t have a dedicated parking spot this year.  So I had to find street parking for my GMC full size, crew cab truck.  I became the worlds greatest parallel parker.

I learned to drive in a Ford Club wagon so I can park anything. Did a lot of towing horse trailers as well in college 

sorry about your diesel shortage though

[cals]

12 minutes ago, katie said:

sorry about your diesel shortage though

I appreciate that.

[Taylor]

[HanfordGuy]

Conspiracy theory #2,025

Arte Moreno is Ash and Mike Trout is Pikachu!

[JAHV76]

[HanfordGuy]

[HanfordGuy]

[cals]

1 minute ago, HanfordGuy said:

apostrophe 

[HanfordGuy]

[cals]

23 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

“Only available at our South Chicago and Compton stores!”

[JAHV76]

Happy Halloween!

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Halloween at Tank's house. Wonder how many times that he will have to refill the bowl.

[HanfordGuy]

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Halloween at Tank's house. Wonder how many times that he will have to refill the bowl.

Over/under = 31.5

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, Tank said:

Over/under = 31.5

Half the kids in Glendale have never eaten meat.

[HanfordGuy]

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[Tank]

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

Half the kids in Glendale have never eaten meat.

only if they trick or treat at my house, which, as i've documented, has only been 3 kids in the last 5 years.

Seventh Day Adventists, while encouraging healthy eating, don't have big numbers of vegetarians in SoCal. Off the top of head and very unofficially, i'd guess it to be less than 25% of our membership around here.

[HanfordGuy]

[Lou]

1 hour ago, HanfordGuy said:

@Adam