Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, HanfordGuy said:

Why is it Stef is so stupid? 

[Tank]

48 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Why is it Stef is so stupid? 

cleavage

[HanfordGuy]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

Why does he have that many fingers?

Maybe he was born polydactyly. More fingers to kiss.

[HanfordGuy]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Why is it Stef is so stupid? 

Well she “used to be a duck” but I don’t know the average intelligence of a drake or duck. I do know that when it’s duck season, they will flat out lie and convince you it’s rabbit season.

[Tank]

3 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

Well she “used to be a duck” but I don’t know the average intelligence of a drake or duck. I do know that when it’s duck season, they will flat out lie and convince you it’s rabbit season.

video evidence confirms this.

[cals]

3 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

Stupid chicks are the best. 

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, HanfordGuy said:

This is exactly why st1ck has to pick up his mail from the post office now.

[Taylor]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

A very Kentucky way to measure wind speed. From WLKY-TV in Louisville.

[mtangelsfan]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

A very Kentucky way to measure wind speed. From WLKY-TV in Louisville.

More like midwest way

[Blarg]

My Mom had her trash can roll all the way to the gate at the senior community, about two blocks away during a heavy wind. One of her neighbors watched roll right past their house and retrieved it for her when it came to a stop. 

[cals]

9 hours ago, Blarg said:

My Mom had her trash can roll all the way to the gate at the senior community, about two blocks away during a heavy wind. One of her neighbors watched roll right past their house and retrieved it for her when it came to a stop. 

I’m calling bullshit.

[Blarg]

Are you saying my mother lied! 

[cals]

39 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Are you saying my mother lied! 

No, I think you’re making up this story to try to impress us.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, cals said:

No, I think you’re making up this story to try to impress us.

what could be more important and impressive than a story about a rolling trash can? 

nothing. nothing at all. 

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

what could be more important and impressive than a story about a rolling trash can? 

nothing. nothing at all. 

Lou's zany adventures to the mailbox?

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, cals said:

No, I think you’re making up this story to try to impress us.

I'll have to have Zee and Meta, Mom's neighbors, confirm the story for you since Mom died two years ago. And yes, they tell people that's their names just to fuck with the neighbors since they are lesbians in ultra conservative Stevensville, Montana. 

[Tank]

28 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Lou's zany adventures to the mailbox?

i feel like an idiot for forgetting about these legendary tales. please forgive me, everyone.

 

[cals]

23 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Yee and Meta

Your mom's neighbors were Kanye and Zuckerberg?

(That would be an awesome new Odd Couple show to put those two together. )

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[katie]

[Taylor]

23 hours ago, St1ck said:

Lou's zany adventures to the mailbox?

[Tank]

On 10/26/2022 at 10:17 AM, St1ck said:

Lou's zany adventures to the mailbox?

those aren't nearly as epic as his adventures taking out the trash and running into his *hot neighbor.

 

*allegedly

[HanfordGuy]