Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Jason]

[grogdevil]

[Spirit]

37 minutes ago, grogdevil said:

 

Ha!

 

 

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The value of education.

 

No other possible explanation.

 

Nice that they don't discriminate based upon national origin.

 

Apparently so.

 

I can't say it...

 

Looking for a job without much competition?

 

 

 

 

[IEAngelsfan]

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

13 hours ago, IEAngelsfan said:

 

 

Several years ago, I had a problem with breakers popping, killing the electrical feed to one of the upstairs bedrooms. When I checked the breaker box, there was water in it. One of the upstairs toilets had developed a leak around the wax ring. The water was following the electrical wiring and running into the breaker box, shorting out the circuit.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[JAHV76]

4 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

We know you have many choices when you fly and we thank you for choosing United Airlines.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Must be where Monica Lewinsky bought the dress.

 

 

 

I can honestly say that this is the first time I have seen the words "asshole" and "God" used in one spot.

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Depends on how bad the coffee is.

 

Nothing racist about this.

 

Mom, you need to shave.

 

[gotbeer]

6 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

 

 

Mom, you need to shave.

 

 

 

How dare you besmirch the son of God, Jesus.  It's God order that one that was once a son will become a daughter.  The book of Kardashian demands it.

[IEAngelsfan]

Yup, some estimate that the Nazi T-Rex killed as many as $14mil Soviet Raptors.

[Tank]

that's brilliant.

[gotbeer]

Lol at the chicken. 

And the bar fight is about right.

[Tank]

Russia hoping to go through Japan's wallet . . . excellent.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Equal opportunity employer.

 

I was tempted to put something like this in the job announcement when my last administrative assistant quit. High maintenance, and didn't get along with anyone.

 

 

That should narrow the applicant pool considerably.

 

Another place that has apparently hired less-than-ideal candidates in the past.

 

 

 

[Blarg]

6 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Lol at the chicken. 

And the bar fight is about right.

That's a poulet you uncultured swine. 

[IEAngelsfan]

[Jason]

[Adam]

[mtangelsfan]

Black guys whose names end with the "ee" sound always tend to be funny.

and yes that is as racist as hell 

[mtangelsfan]

It isn't.  At least not on aw.

[IEAngelsfan]

[JAHV76]

Someone has way too much free time to be painting their hands like animals

[Chuck]

One of my faves, especially since I work in the tech engineering field.