Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Tank]

[Redondo]

5 hours ago, Tank said:

 

Lol

[Tank]

[Tank]

[JAHV76]

3 minutes ago, Tank said:

LOL

[Jason]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

In case the weekend is coming up and you're feeling too well.

 

I don't believe that I want to run for that border.

 

The price of crap is coming down. Must be the slow sales season.

 

Must be at Albertsons.

 

From the hilarious dairy department.

 

Must be a lot going on in this bathroom.

 

Major selling point, at least for some.

 

That might fix it. Thanks for the idea, Reverend.

 

Crackers for the literally challenged.

 

This is from an actual place, Smuteye, AL, an unincorporated town in Bullock County.

[gotbeer]

11 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

 

Crackers for the literally challenged.

 

 

 

In Magic.  It's called misdirection.  They misdirect you with the spelling.  But get you with the price. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Welcome to your future.

 

Don't buy any food here.

 

 

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Jason]

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

 

Classic for sure

[Tank]

seems photoshopped for some reason. that's a pretty crass thing to post on a sign in a big public place.

[Blarg]

The best part of that photo is the bearded dude standing in line with the sign. 

[Ray McKigney]

[Schildog]

[IEAngelsfan]

Some more old school ads....

 

Good nutrition!

And in your lungs.

Read the glowing reviews.

Why did they stop making this wonder cough medicine?

Genius!

[Adam]

 

[gotbeer]

38 minutes ago, IEAngelsfan said:

 

 

Why did they stop making this wonder cough medicine?

 

 

But officer.  She said she thought she was coming down with a cold at the club we were at.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

But once you're 6, light up.

 

I ought to buy some of these for the upcoming baseball season.

 

"The Soda Pop Board of America". Nothing self-serving about this ad, nosirree.

 

What?

 

You're never too young or old to get wasted.

 

If the Pope is on board, sign me up.

[IEAngelsfan]

Looks like drinking Bud didn't work out after all.

I'm sure this kid didn't have a drinking problem when he got older.

Endorsed by the Highway Patrol.

This may have worked when we didn't have cell phones.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I would give them the death penalty myself. They would never do it again.

Comedian John Caponera talking about an instructor at a school for suicide bombers: "I'm only going to show you this once."

 

Nothing says "Thank you for your sacrifice" like free fries.

 

Must be a lot of crime in this town.

 

The problem is that the cashier would probably take 20 minutes trying to figure it out.

 

Yeah, I wouldn't have picked up on the knife, the baseball bat or the billy club either. Once the rolling pins come out, though, it's about to get serious.

 

I'm sure that she returned this call.

 

The last time that I saw him, he was trying to sell droids to Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle. I would check Tattooine.

[IEAngelsfan]

I don't remember Archie quite like this.

So she really likes hot dogs.

Haha

So she really likes big hot dogs.

Looks kosher to me.

It's just natural to have a sack of sauce with your wiener.

So she really likes big hot dogs in the morning.

Maybe she should stop liking big hot dogs.

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I don't remember ever seeing the canned ones. Guess that we didn't buy them.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Don't risk lockjaw, give him a real handgun. That's much safer.

 

Cook one up today!

 

Today cereal companies won't even use the word "sugar" in a product name.

 

I could have used this on the old bat down at the Plaza who swung her cane at me because she believed that I might touch one of her slot machines as I walked past. If she had bent over far enough to disconnect her oxygen tubing, it could have gotten interesting.

 

 

I don't mind the stuff, but my World War II veteran father wouldn't allow it to be served in the house when I was growing up. Got too much of it in the service, I suppose.