Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[IEAngelsfan]

The 70's continued...

Plaid never looked so good.

A couple of outfits that you and your friends could wear while watching a game.

Yeah, fun is the first word that comes to my mind.

Soccer fans.......

Who says you can't wear satin.

[gotbeer]

57 minutes ago, IEAngelsfan said:

During the 70's, good fashion fostered racial harmony. 

 

This was the second that the Village People realized  they were gay.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I get the point, but that looks suspiciously like a trash can.

 

I just bought this cool shirt with English words on it. Wonder what it says.

 

At least they realize that crack isn't nourishing.

 

A world-famous brand, and now you know how they got the catchy name.

 

Aggravate the wildlife all you want, but no touching.

 

No wonder I have never felt the compulsion to try Russian food.

 

It has been sent to its room to think about what it has done.

 

I was already put off by the "raw" part.

 

Nice ass.

 

Something else to look for the next time that you go out for Chinese.

 

Thought for the day.

[IEAngelsfan]

1 hour ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I get the point, but that looks suspiciously like a trash can.

I never thought about this method of extinguishing a fire.

At least they realize that crack isn't nourishing.

Maybe they're not referring to the drug but rather the butt.

A world-famous brand, and now you know how they got the catchy name.

Hey, they were probably really excited to come up with the first 3 words.

Aggravate the wildlife all you want, but no touching.

I would be a little more worried about the animals hurting you after teasing them.

No wonder I have never felt the compulsion to try Russian food.

I'm not going to be able to look at my father-in-law the same way ever.

It has been sent to its room to think about what it has done.

It's bad because it's fed up with people constantly pooping and pissing in it.

Nice ass.

I'm a butt guy, but this is carrying it a little too far.

Something else to look for the next time that you go out for Chinese.

I guess she needs to be cooked several times since those old mothers can be tough.

Thought for the day.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I would like to find one of these and wear it around the mall just for the looks that I would get.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

For those who know the difference.

 

Must be the Cut 'n' Run Clinic.

 

I'm wondering what "conditions apply", as the sign says.

 

Must have a lot of trouble with Spiderman impersonators.

 

Boneless, not shell-less.

 

 

Somebody puked in produce again.

[IEAngelsfan]

14 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

 

I'm wondering what "conditions apply", as the sign says.

Must be the same place where they're cooking the old mothers. 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Just can't trust those churchgoers.

 

Don't read this if you can't read, either.

 

I didn't realize that being over 39 was classified as an ailment.

 

 

Hey, buddy, can't you read? Get that gorilla out of here!

 

The first honest plan for evacuation.

 

Don't eat the hangers.

 

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I would like to find one of these and wear it around the mall just for the looks that I would get.

Imagine if I was wearing it around the mall. 

 

Actually, second that.  I don't want to get a beatdown from some Trump supporters.

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Somebody puked in produce again.

 

While you may have some puke, and piss around the toilets.  Junk food sales will be through the roof. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

From the "dumb as a bag of hammers" department:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

I have a whole bunch of bullets in my shed.  She should see my automatic weapon.

[mtangelsfan]

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Nothing rocks the house like breaking out the green leafy stuff.

 

That's a totally different kind of party than the spinach.

 

 

"We can come on Tuesday morning. What are your nearest cross streets, sir?"

 

Some dentists have diversified.

 

You have been forewarned.

 

...and what better way to say "I love you, Mom" than with a pack of Trojans?

 

I believe that the Asian foods are on aisle 5.

 

Home of the black market avocado.

 

Looks like someone found the quotation marks key. Proper usage will take a little more work.

[Redondo]

7 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

You have been forewarned.

Lol, good one.

[Ray McKigney]

On 12/5/2016 at 8:16 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

From the "dumb as a bag of hammers" department:

 

 

 

 

Forgot about this. She doesn't have a clue as to the words that are coming out of her mouth. Funny stuff. Damn, she's hot though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I read a couple of articles that said that she considered suicide after the pageant because of all of the adverse publicity and all of the negative attention she got.

She is very hot, though.

[mtangelsfan]

She looks like a younger version of the chick from Flip or Flop.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

10 hours ago, mtangelsfan said:

She looks like a younger version of the chick from Flip or Flop.

Christina El Moussa is probably the only reason that they have a show.

[Tank]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Lysol? That seems a little extreme. What is he doing sniffing her crotch in front of the kid anyway?

 

It's party time!

 

Yeah, that's pretty hot.

 

Don't you just hate painted glaring lips?

 

No conversation that I had rather eavesdrop on.

 

Anything for a sale.

 

I wonder how many of these guys died alone.

 

Good thing, too. We can't be having any curved wieners around here.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Score another one for the idiots.

 

[IEAngelsfan]

Crap, I was doing it wrong all those years.

I don't agree, I think the last guy on the right is kind of sexy.

Now that I think of it, I do get hungry when I walk past this in the store aisle.

No wonder I was so happy as a kid.

Don't forget the Doritos!

I wouldn't know.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Don't know if I can match Old Dick, but here are some other candy delicacies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tank]