Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Homebrewer]

[Schildog]

Lost his pudding

[JAHV76]

He's about to become someones wiggly jiggly bitch.

[Lou]

Hey, he wouldn't have been turned away from my home since I actually like fruitcake.

I asked everyone I know if they liked fruitcake and not a single person said yes.

I love it

[Lou]

not really sure what's up with him. i can't find him on facebook anymore, either.

Here I am

[Lou]

[IEAngelsfan]

 

 

 

 

Some people are always hit on by farm animals.

 

I think the goat found is hair hot.

 

 

 

 

 

I have nothing to add to this one.

 

I'm thinking that when he gets introduced to someone he tells them "call me Richard......RICHARD!"

 

 

 

Most credits are over the top already, but this one goes a step further.

 

Anyone else read in this in Samwise Gamgee's voice from Lord of the Rings?

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

I hope that the duck understands that it can't file an injury claim later.

 

 

 

Let's not jump to conclusions on this.

 

 

 

Must have been sneaking around the neighborhood in a sleigh.

 

 

 

This guy's phone must be ringing off the hook.

 

 

 

Seems like an honest mistake. The two are so much alike.

 

 

 

And you thought that pink slime was the biggest problem.

 

 

 

That ought to stop him.

 

 

 

She must be so proud.

 

 

 

Apparently we have different ideas about what "exotic" means.

[Redondo]

 

 

Pink Hippo

 

The pink skin is caused by a condition called leucism.

[Blarg]

I thought it was Gingeritis

[Ray McKigney]

[Redondo]

^^^ Lol

[Taylor]

Why it is not a good idea to decorate palm trees for Christmas.

 

 

st1ckboy worked very hard on his decorations this year.

[Blarg]

[Blarg]

[Blarg]

[nate]

 

6 speed with 4wd?  Range Rover?

[gotbeer]

6 speed with 4wd?  Range Rover?

 

Other question is.  I wonder if Millenials know that the cigarette lighter is missing?  Or even what that is.

[Tank]

Other question is.  I wonder if Millenials know that the cigarette lighter is missing?  Or even what that is.

 

the emo ones know.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Josh Hamilton learns useful Korean phrases.

 

 

 

I wonder if they sell these by the case.

 

 

 

Hey! I bought this cool shirt in English. Wonder what it says.

 

 

 

From the Back to School collection.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Brandon]

I think the old Toyotas used to have that with the off-road gears.

I've never understood what Gen x, y, and milennials were but think I constitute the last year or first year of it...even though I've also been called the previous two at various parts. I resent that. I've had multiple cars that were manual.

Although, I think knowing that's a Jap car and the off-road climbing gears dates me.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

I'll bet that they sell a lot of this.

 

 

 

Apparently this isn't just an American phenomenon.

 

 

 

 

 

When I first read this, I thought that it said "fisting".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

 

 

A hunter tracking down a mountain lion has stumbled upon a biological mystery.

Fish and Game officials say a male mountain lion involved in an attack on a dog near Preston, Idaho, was killed last week near the Utah border.

What the hunter discovered after examining the corpse can only be described as bizarre, even monstrous.

A photo released Thursday by Idaho Fish and Game shows the big cat had another set of fully-formed teeth and whiskers growing out of the top of its head. Wildlife officials say they have never seen a deformity like that -- but have offered up several theories.

They say it's possible the teeth could be the remnants of a conjoined twin that died in the womb and was absorbed into the other fetus. They then grew on their own.

Another explanation is a so-called "teratoma" tumor. This type of abnormality, whose Greek name translates to "monster tumor," can grow teeth and hair. In humans, it can grow fingers and toes.

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

 

Chinese Softshell Turtle The softshell turtle is carnivorous and tends to eat fish, crustaceans, mollusks, insects and marsh plant seeds.

 

 

 

Long Eared Jeroba The long-eared jerboa is a nocturnal mouse-like rodent that has a long tail and ears almost as big as its body.

 

 

 

Thorny Dragon This unbelievable animal is called the thorny dragon, but it is also known as the thorny devil or mountain devil.

 

 

 

 

Sunda Colugo The Sunda colugo has the ability to glide from tree to tree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frilled Shark The frilled shark is what's considered a living fossil; it's ancestry dates all the way back 80 million years.

 

 

 

 

 

Mexican Mole Lizard Up close, the Mexican mole lizard looks like a snake with mole paws, but it is actually not a snake at all.

 

 

[gotbeer]

Thanks for the nightmares Redondo.  Next time I have an itch on top of my head, I'm going to check it for teeth.