Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Now that's what I call full service.

 

 

 

 

 

Wonder where they get the milk from.

 

 

 

I was afraid that it would be closed.

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with a little neighborly rivalry.

 

 

 

And they are inspiring confidence already.

 

 

 

 

 

 

G, I wonder what's missing here.

 

 

 

Another spelling genius in the sign department.

 

 

 

 

Edited October 23, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Ray McKigney]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

She's not 50.

 

She is actually 42, born in July 1973.

[Hollyw00d]

I bet she really knows how to handle a pole

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Public school math.

 

 

 

It comes from dogs, obviously.

 

 

 

Don't leave your kid unattended in this place.

 

 

 

I would say that free qualifies as a best buy.

 

 

 

And nothing is more fun after dark than bananas.

 

 

 

Yes, that's much better.

 

 

 

This must be for Popeye impersonators.

 

 

 

These look just like the things that are fun after dark.

 

 

 

A bargain at that price.

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

 

 

I really want to see the resume.  It sounds epic.

[Schildog]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Keeps them quiet.

 

 

 

This butter is hilarious.

 

 

 

Some people have a different concept of 24 hours than others.

 

 

 

Stock up now before it goes back down to $4.99.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Makes you want to fill the basket.

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8' 3"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Lithuanian power lifter set the record for dead-lifting 1155 lbs

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

That's what my grandmother from Georgia used to call it. What's funny about that?

 

 

 

Since it's election season...

 

 

 

Her maiden name was good for enough jokes on its own. Then she got married.

 

 

 

 

 

Aside from the butchered product name, three at 59 cents each is $1.77.

 

 

 

Must be the season for serious savings on ham.

 

 

 

A bargain any way you look at it.

 

 

 

I will wait until they ripen a bit. Those look a little green.

 

 

 

Now, let's get some oranges to make lemonade.

 

 

 

At least the guy who made the sign won't be the one verifying your prescription.

 

 

 

If it's hot, that's called...water.

 

 

 

Tact in action.

 

 

 

At least it's fresh.

Edited October 27, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[JAHV76]

Those store signs are hilarious

[Don]

you guys realize those book titles are photoshopped, right?

I had an instructor in college that had the stray shopping carts book in his office.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[IEAngelsfan]

 

 

 

 

In my younger days, I probably would have shopped there.

 

 

Hey, I believe you found Cez's dentist.

[Tank]

there used to be a store in san fran back when i was in college called Suckers Liquors.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Hollyw00d]

LOL

[Redondo]

 

Jason Pierre-Paul returned to the New York Giants this week and finally provided the media with a good look at his disgusting post-fireworks hand.

[Ray McKigney]

What a dummy.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Jason Pierre-Paul returned to the New York Giants this week and finally provided the media with a good look at his disgusting post-fireworks hand.

 

I believe that he bought them here.

 

 

 

Some strange boat names:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

 

 

Pythons are strong enough to pull wallabies up out of the water.

[Redondo]

 

 

A Scottish tourist unwittingly captured an unidentifiable sea monster while vacationing in Greece.

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hollyw00d]

Life is insane

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I get dizzy just looking at some of those.