Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Redondo]

 

 

 A lost, overgrown sheep found in Australian scrubland was shorn for perhaps the first time on Thursday, yielding 40 kilograms (89 pounds) of wool — the equivalent of 30 sweaters — and shedding almost half his body weight.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

So I just need to get sheared and I will be in great shape. Good to know.

[Redondo]

World's Shortest Donkey: KneeHi

 

At 25.29 inches, KneeHi is the world's shortest donkey.

 

 

 

Largest Drum Kit

 

The largest drum kit is a 5.2 : 1 scale replica and was created by Drumartic (Austria)

 

 

 

 

Largest Rideable Bicycle

 

The largest rideable bicycle has a wheel diameter of 10 feet. It was was built by Didi Senft of Germany.

 

 

 

 

Tallest Rideable Motorcycle

 

The tallest rideable motorcycle measures 16 feet, 8.78 inches tall from the ground to the top of the handlebars. It was constructed by Fabio Reggiani of Italy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Farthest Distance Skateboarding By A Goat

 

The farthest distance skateboarding by a goat was 118 feet. It was achieved by Happie of Fort Myers, Florida.

 

 

 

 

 

Largest Collection Of Vacuum Cleaners

 

British citizen James Brown owns 322 types of vacuum cleaners, the largest collection in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

Julia Plecher - Fastest 100m in High Heels _4705

 

Julie Blecher of Germany ran 100 meters in 14.531 seconds -- in high heels.

 

 

 

 

Fastest Human Backbend Walk

 

Leilani Franco travelled 65 feet, 7.2 inches in in a backbend position in a time of 10.05 seconds.

 

 

 

 

 

Fastest Crossing Of A Tightrope By A Dog

 

The fastest crossing of a tightrope by a dog was 18.22 seconds and was achieved by Ozzy, a Border Collie/Kelpie cross, in Norfolk, UK.

 

 

 

 

Lowest Limbo Skating

 

The lowest limbo skating was 9.84 inches, and was achieved by Rohan Kokane of India.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Largest Collection Of Star Wars Memorabilia

 

The largest collection of Star Wars memorabilia is owned by Steve Sansweet, who has amassed an estimated 300,000 unique items at Rancho Obi-Wan in northern California, USA. To date, only 68,592 items have been accurately audited and catalogued –- a figure sufficient enough, however, to beat the previous record by a factor of three.

 

 

 

 

 

Largest Walking Robot

 

The largest walking robot measures 51 feet, 6 inches in length; 40 feet, 5 inches; and 26 feet, 10 inches in height. It was made by Zollner Elektronik AG in Zandt, Germany.

 

 

 

 

[Tank]

Largest Collection Of Star Wars Memorabilia

 

The largest collection of Star Wars memorabilia is owned by Steve Sansweet, who has amassed an estimated 300,000 unique items at Rancho Obi-Wan in northern California, USA. To date, only 68,592 items have been accurately audited and catalogued –- a figure sufficient enough, however, to beat the previous record by a factor of three.

 

 

 

 

 

i wonder what year his divorce was finalized.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Just the way that my Spanish teacher taught me.

 

 

 

Which I am sure that the driver would understand perfectly.

 

 

 

I didn't realize that it was recyclable. Now I know why the trash guys wear gloves.

 

 

 

Yeah, that's what I thought it said.

 

 

 

And people believe that Middle Easterners are conservative.

 

 

 

If they are dead, it stands to reason that they are also slow.

 

 

 

Not high on my list of entrees.

 

 

 

I'll get right on it.

 

 

 

Is this what they call an attractive nuisance?

 

 

 

I understand the object lesson, but is a park bench really the best place to illustrate it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just hope that Sue is hot.

 

 

 

Truth in advertising.

 

 

 

Good reason.

[nate]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

I don't want to know what is in the can.

 

 

 

I thought that we were past this after the Abbey Road album cover fiasco.

 

 

 

That helps.

 

 

 

This isn't news.

 

 

 

 

 

Get it while it's fresh.

 

 

 

I believe that the second one is called hot water.

 

 

 

As long as they are genuine fakes. Don't want any fake fakes.

 

 

 

I'll have that one.

[Redondo]

Hamilton Pool Preserve – Dripping Springs, Texas

 

 

 

Antelope Canyon – Arizona

 

 

 

White Sands National Monument – New Mexico

 

 

Dry Tortugas National Park – Florida

 

 

 

 

 

Oneota Gorge – Oregon

 

 

 

Mendenhall Glacier Caves – Alaska

 

 

 

Thor’s Well – Oregon

 

 

 

 

Glass Beach – Fort Bragg, California

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

Fly Geyser – Nevada

 

 

 

 

Horsetail Fall – Yosemite National Park, California

 

 

 

 

Giant Prismatic Spring – Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

Horsetail Fall – Yosemite National Park, California

 

 

 

 

 

I read a story about these falls a few years ago.  I guess only once a year, during a limited time, the waterfall turns the orange/red due to the reflection of the sunlight at that exact particular angle.  Just amazing.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Ray McKigney]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

This is apparently another way of saying, keep your ass in the car.

 

 

 

I always thought that it made you go blind.

 

 

 

So that's what I've been doing wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

All right, then.

 

 

 

From the Back to School sale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

From the Back to School sale.

 

 

Put a Halo on the A and you have next years slogan.

[Docwaukee]

Put a Halo on the A and you have next years slogan.

That's an old pick of AO.  

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Put a Halo on the A and you have next years slogan.

 

Maybe that is the next AW t-shirt.

[Hollyw00d]

I laughed at crap your hands

[Taylor]

Non-English speakers trying to speak English make the world a better place.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Non-English speakers trying to speak English make the world a better place.

 

When you look at some of the shirts that they wear, they are obviously trying to fit in, but they have no idea what they say.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

No idea.

 

 

 

I believe that In n Out sells these.

 

 

 

A fart shop?

 

 

 

A bargain is a bargain, regardless of the language.

 

 

 

Free money!

 

 

 

It has separated.

 

 

 

An annual celebration of ex-wives and old girlfriends.

 

 

 

Doesn't look round to me.

 

 

 

They call him Fripper, Fripper, faster than lightning...

 

 

 

It's near Wembley.

 

 

 

There are times when this would come in handy in the main forum.

 

 

 

I'll bet that they sell a lot of these to foreign tourists.

 

 

 

It's good to know that we all speak the same language.

 

 

 

Sorry, but all of you pregnant guys are going to have to leave.

 

 

 

From the "I just bought this cool t-shirt in English" department.

Edited September 9, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Ray McKigney]

[Tank]

 

It's near Wembley.

 

 

 

as sung by the beatles. i think a delorean or two will likely be involved.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Since we're talking music collections, I'm sure that everyone has these classics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you.

 

 

 

Going from one mediocre skill to another.

 

 

 

 

 

Sounds like a bad porn film.

 

 

 

What a clever name.

 

 

 

 

 

Music for child molesters.

[gotbeer]

I am just at a loss of words over the Handsome Beasts.