Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

What the hell is that Snickers thing.  Is it cat food?  

 

I had to look it up. It's tuna in tomato sauce.

[arch stanton]

I believe it's call tomato nougat

[gotbeer]

I had to look it up. It's tuna in tomato sauce.

 

So fancy cat food.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

So fancy cat food.

 

Pretty much, yes.

 

 

Use this the next time that someone tells you that your breath stinks. They will never complain again.

 

 

 

Home alone again? No problem! Get groped even if you're the only one in the room!

 

 

 

Tired of people looking over your shoulder? We can fix that!

 

 

 

Just in case all of the stalls are occupied and it's getting urgent.

 

 

 

I'm trying to imagine getting this thing off and emptying it without a major accident.

 

 

 

What your infant is craving.

 

 

 

Another brilliant marketing idea.

 

 

 

The ultimate gadget for lazy parents. Just buy one at Petco in the bird department for about half the price.

[Tank]

Does the last one also come with a salt lick?

[Redondo]

Levante Beach on July 22, 2015 in Benidorm, Spain

 

[gotbeer]

I see no porto potties.  No wonder people are avoiding the water.

[Redondo]

Way too crowded for my liking.

[Tank]

I see no porto potties.  No wonder people are avoiding the water.

 

if it's good enough for the fish, it's good enough for the people.

 

just make sure you swim with your mouth closed.

[Redondo]

 

 

just make sure you swim with your mouth closed.

 

For sure

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Does the last one also come with a salt lick?

 

I love how it says on the box, "Part of a healthy upbringing!" Yeah, nothing says healthy more than a kid drinking out of an overgrown bird feeder while his parents are off in the other room.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

"Who is this Chris guy, and why are we following him?"

 

 

 

Sound advice.

 

 

 

That is pretty much all of us.

 

 

 

I don't remember seeing this in the newspaper.

 

 

 

I thought that maybe this was some kind of Asian insult I hadn't heard about.

 

 

 

The key to happiness, explained in one sign.

 

 

 

Not the sign that I would have chosen, but I suppose that it gets the point across.

 

 

 

Pretty soon they will want to get married.

 

 

 

So there. I probably don't want to know what is going on in the right side of the sign either.

 

 

 

I can get a lot of tap beers for the price of one DWI.

 

 

 

Now that's what I call customer service.

[Tank]

For your family happiness, please keep yellow. Gambling. Poison.

Who knew Jose Mota was a sign writer.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I didn't know that Mota speaks Chinese either. A man of many talents.

[gotbeer]

 

 

Since I have a throat and a mouth, I am immune to this right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just watched that Sopranos episode.  

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Good to know Alaska has at least one Mexican food restaurant.

[Hollyw00d]

That's the Italian flag lol

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Good to know Alaska has at least one Mexican food restaurant.

 

I noticed that, too. Probably both Mexicans in Alaska eat at Chico's.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Every business needs a catchy name.

 

 

 

That clears that up.

 

 

 

Good choice.

 

 

 

Decisions, decisions.

 

 

 

I'll have the strawberries with scum. And can you put a cherry on top?

 

 

 

It's all very simple.

 

 

 

Funny, I can never seem to find these.

 

 

 

I went to the wrong high school.

 

 

 

The only kind to buy.

Edited August 5, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Redondo]

 

 

The history of a 390-year old bonsai tree at the National Arboretum that survived the Hiroshima atomic blast is being honored this week. Thursday marks the 70^th anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing.

 

Tree survived Hiroshima blast

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

 

Click on image to enlarge

[Ray McKigney]

There really is a group for everything in this country.

 

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

Bullhead City, AZ River Regatta.

 

30,000 people float down the Colorado River in one big party tomorrow.

[gotbeer]

Wait, the Colorado River still has water?