Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Ray McKigney]

Elle Macpherson 51 years old

 

 

Wow! She looks terrific.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Somebody failed geography.

 

 

 

Apparently the answer is yes.

[gotbeer]

 

Not a pic.  But so worth it.

[Redondo]

 

 

Jordan’s Lobster Farm’s recent catch of the day is spending more time in photo shoots than in the pot.

 

The Long Island, N.Y. wholesaler and restaurant got delivery this week of a massive 23-pound lobster believed to be about 95 years old that has quickly become a local tourist attraction.

 

But this giant crustacean won’t ever be touching anyone’s lips, according to owner Stephen Jordan. He decided that instead of dishing up the ancient creature, he would let it live out its days swimming in the waters of the Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center.

 

 

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

At least it's better than Channel 2's report of the pilots in the San Francisco Asiana crash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm guessing that the haircut was about halfway done when this happened.

 

 

 

It's good that he has the flexibility to impersonate more than one person. Of course, the market for Rasputin impersonators may be a bit limited.

 

 

 

Good evening. Nothing happening today. Thank you, and good night.

 

 

 

No, Europe is his brother.

 

 

 

Amazing what plastic surgery can accomplish. She looks totally different.

 

 

 

Every serial criminal needs a trademark.

 

 

 

That would take all of the mystery out of things.

[Redondo]

 

http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2015/04/21/heres-how-much-money-doctors-actually-make/

[gotbeer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uFOezHyO4

[Hollyw00d]

Damn she still looks incredible

[Hollyw00d]

http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2015/04/21/heres-how-much-money-doctors-actually-make/

What about gynechiatrists?

[maximus p]

What about gynechiatrists?

They work for free.

[mancini79]

 

And he landed it!

[Lou]

That's sad.

Poor little guy probably isn't going to live very long

I don't know about that. CJ Wilson has survived 34 years and he has no spine at all

[Redondo]

More Christie Brinkley pictures.

 

Here she is at 61

 

 

 

From last year

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

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Following Instructions

They did exactly what they were told: "Write Wendy Lu under neat that will you marry me? Oh, and put "sprinkles" around the edge."

 

 

 

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The Obvious Image

That feeling when you told the cake artist that you put the pictures on your jump drive, and they just drew the jump drive on the cake without looking at the beautiful photos you took.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What a Mess

The font is all messed up, and why is there a cat on her forehead??? We said CAP as in graduation cap, not CAT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

Well, at least from all those cakes.  Jeremy gets to be on top.

[Redondo]

What is was like to take a vacation in 1985 compared to 2015.

 

Click on image to enlarge

 

 

 

[Redondo]

3D cast with ultrasound technology to help heal the bones faster.

 

[Redondo]

A wolf sculpture made out of pipe cleaners.

 

[nate]

[Hollyw00d]

Fox News viewers

[gotbeer]

 

Isn't apart separate?  Shouldn't it be a part?

[Tank]

Yes, it should be a part.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Icist? Someone who hates ice?

 

 

Other strange and stupid social media stuff:

 

 

The lengths that some people will go to to fish for likes.

 

 

 

 

One of many people who treat Facebook as if it is a private conversation.

 

 

 

 

Uh, sure.

 

 

 

Always good to have Mom around when you're talking to a friend who has no filter.

 

 

 

 

If you're thinking about killing yourself, what better place to go public with it than on a commercial Facebook page? Besides, you may open yourself up for some really bad puns, like these from the Mountain Dew page.

 

 

 

You can always get into a deep political discussion.

 

 

 

Or make an ignorant statement and have that one friend who refutes it. Repeatedly.

 

 

 

Or, rag on your job and your boss, who you have added to your friends list.

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]