Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

He's not dead, he's resting.

 

 

 

Might want to turn the burner down a bit.

 

 

 

The finals are not to be missed.

 

 

 

I hate it when that happens.

 

 

 

For those pesky eyes that just won't go away. It's gentle, and at our everyday low price, why not stock up?

 

 

And from the wedding department...

 

 

Guess we know how this match happened.

 

 

And this guy wore his best Daytona cap for the photo, too.

 

 

 

And they say that size doesn't matter.

 

 

The reception had them rolling in the aisles.

Edited July 9, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Split colored lobster recently caught off the coast of Maine. About one in every 50 million lobsters has this color variation.

[Blarg]

And all are eaten with drawn butter.

[Tank]

They may be silky, pink, and lacy but if I'm wearing them they're not women's underwear.

 

frat parties can be a bit, ahem, unusual sometimes.

[arch stanton]

frat parties can be a bit, ahem, unusual sometimes.

They got nothing on a barracks party from the pre-PC days. It's where don't ask-don't tell takes on a whole new meaning.

Edited July 9, 2015 by arch stanton

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hollyw00d]

Hillbilly limo

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Their parents must be so proud.

 

This goes back to a theory of mine from too many years of living in redneck country: The intelligence of the owner is inversely proportional to the height of the 4X4.

 

 

 

 

From just a quick peek, I'm not sure that this thing is safe to drive. Looks rather patched together - and I'm talking about the frame rather than the smörgåsbord of door colors. Bet that it gets great gas mileage, too.

Edited July 9, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Redondo]

[Redondo]

 

 

Puppy born with half a spine goes viral

 

 

 

[Redondo]

 

 

Crater Lake, Oregon

 

 

 

 

Viti Maar Crater, Iceland

 

 

 

 

Lonar Crater, India

 

 

 

Meteor Crater, Arizona

 

 

 

 

Ngorongoro Crater, Tanzania

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Our apologies for serving you.

 

 

 

No idea.

 

 

 

He should have used a fire extinguisher.

 

 

 

Better find the correction tape.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, not THAT perfect.

 

 

Edited July 11, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Hollyw00d]

 

 

Puppy born with half a spine goes viral

That's sad.

Poor little guy probably isn't going to live very long

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

 

 

Pay no attention to the sign out front. That was just to get you in here.

 

 

 

One thing leads to another.

 

 

 

Solid advice.

 

 

 

Rather ironic, coming from a BP station.

 

 

 

I wouldn't count on it.

 

 

 

Au contraire.

 

 

 

Funny, that didn't stop the real event.

 

 

 

Hope that they're recycling all of that plastic.

[Tank]

 

 

while coming home from the one direction concert in san diego thursday night/friday morning, we hit a stretch of the 5 by camp pendleton, about where they have the immigration checkpoint. traffic slowed down to a stop, and this was at 12:45 am. i thought it odd for that late at night but figured it would move quickly. boy was i wrong.

 

two (*&^^&%$_ hours and five miles later, traffic returned to normal. the reason for the two hour delay? they had shut down three lanes of traffic for construction and it took forever for people to merge. when we finally got to where it had shut down to just one lane, there was not a single caltrans vehicle or worker, nor was there any freakin' sign of work being done, having been done, or about to be done. nothing. nada. zip. we lost two bloody hours for absolutely nothing. i was ready to spit nails.

 

we finally got back home at 5 am. it took us four hours. i'd like to nuke caltrans right now.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Went down to the Strip a couple of days ago (which I almost never do) because I have family in town. The Strip is crowded on a good day, but the city has narrowed it to one lane going southbound between Sahara and Spring Mountain near a construction site, new tower going up. Took almost 30 minutes to go three blocks, and it was a weekday. Twice there was a light change but no one could move. One lane would have been more than sufficient, but they closed two.

Edited July 12, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Blarg]

Kellogs... about your advertising strategy...

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

They're marketing to crackers. My people.

Didn't know that Special K was selling potato chips now, though.

Edited July 13, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[nate]

http://imgur.com/gallery/qVfhQWh

[Hollyw00d]

[Hollyw00d]

[Blarg]

They're marketing to crackers. My people.

Didn't know that Special K was selling potato chips now, though.

Your people as in the KKK cracker crowd?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Not quite that cracker.

[Redondo]

Elle Macpherson 51 years old

 

[mtangelsfan]

 

I've probably watched this twenty times and I am still laughing every time.